Every Archenemy in the Cultivation World Wants to Win Me Over

Upcoming: An Agricultural Student's Daily Life Growing Insects on a Deserted Island

They say the sword cultivator Ning Ling is cold and stubborn as a rock, the person most likely to ascend to immortality through the Heartless Dao. Countless demons covet her cultivation, but after failing to win her over, they weep with broken hearts and make fools of themselves.

So the Demon Lord decided to take matters into his own hands and cut her down to size.

Xie Xuanzhi patiently lay low in the mortal world for years, arranging a chance encounter with Ning Ling. At last, after exhausting every trick in his book, one night someone knocked on his door. Ning Ling stood outside, looking bashful.

Ning Ling was nervous. "There's something I need you to explain."

Xie Xuanzhi was hopeful. "Does it have to be me?"

Ning Ling replied firmly, "It has to be you."

Xie Xuanzhi smiled, his expression turning suggestive as he loosened his collar. "Go ahead, Immortal Maiden. I'll... tell you everything."

Ning Ling breathed a sigh of relief. "I'm short on cash. Could you lend me some silver?"

Xie Xuanzhi: "I'd be happy to... Hm?"

He stiffened. "...Silver?"

#ITakeOffMyClothesAndYouAskMeForALoan

#I'mGoingToFightYouPoorSwordCultivators

#WhoStartedTheRumorThatI'mAChasteMan

*

A sword-obsessed cultivator of the Heartless Dao lives inside Ning Ling. They have shared one body and two souls since childhood.

When they were little, a young son of a powerful official wanted to hold her hand and be friends. The sword cultivator popped out and smacked away the pastry he'd offered, leaving the boy wailing.

Afterward, the sword cultivator scolded her and told her to hurry up and cultivate.

When she was old enough to fall in love, a talented young man from a cultivation family tried to befriend her. The sword cultivator popped out and knocked away the sword tassel he'd given her, leaving the boy heartbroken.

Afterward, the sword cultivator urged her to cultivate without delay.

When she was grown, the sword cultivator took up her sword and challenged every peerless genius who approached her, declaring that only the strong deserved to stand by her side.

Afterward, the sword cultivator kept coaxing her to work even harder at cultivation.

Every budding romance she had was cut short. Forced to spend half her life alone, she became the legendary sword immortal who rose through the cultivation realms faster than anyone. At 360 years old, Ning Ling said, "...I want a handsome boyfriend."

"Broad chest, abs, biceps, a gorgeous face and great skills, tall with long legs. A celestial beauty in clothes, a narrow waist and broad back without them."

Xie Xuanzhi, who had been rejected countless times while sitting across from her at the tea table, looked confused.

He fit the description perfectly, so why was she still turning him down?

He tried saying, "I like you."

The moment the words left his mouth, the cool and aloof immortal maiden sprang to her feet. A wild grin curled her lips as she pointed her sword at his brow and roared from her dantian, "Wretch, duel me!"

#HeWasJustSayingItSoWhyDidSheFallForHimAgain

1. The protagonist was born with a sacred Heartless Dao constitution (she's naturally a bit dense).

2. In the end, everyone is trapped by what they couldn't have when they were young (puppy love).

3. She gives everyone a hard time, then runs faster than anyone else.

Upcoming: An Agricultural Student's Daily Life Growing Insects on a Deserted Island

Xu Xi transmigrates to a deserted island with an agricultural science textbook in her right hand and a basket in her left. Inside is the bok choy she'd been growing, killed by the porcupine in the neighboring student's graduation project.

[Lucky passenger, welcome to the nameless deserted island. Unlock more items as soon as possible, build a campsite, treehouse, water station, tool bench, and more, and make this island your own.]

[Your inventory:

1 fragile plastic shovel

1 fragile plastic basket

1 set of thin summer clothes

1 bok choy plant killed by a collision

1 tearjerking delayed graduation]

Xu Xi: "..."

Who are you implying can't graduate?

*

Transmigration aside, she absolutely couldn't let her professional skills slide if she wanted to graduate successfully in the future.

Digging holes, covering them with soil, and fertilizing, under Xu Xi's attentive care, the plants she cultivated flourished. They grew taller, thicker, and bigger...

[Congratulations, you've obtained [World Serpent Jormungandr].]

Xu Xi: "..."

She glanced down at the plain-looking textbook in her hands, A Detailed Analysis of Crop Cultivation and Pests, Diseases, and Weeds (Professional Edition), then looked up at the enormous shadow covering the valley.

Xu Xi (slamming the book down in anger): Whose pests grow bigger than their vegetables?!

*

[Your wooden cabin has reached the maximum level.]

[Your water station has reached the maximum level.]

[Your tool bench has reached the maximum level.]

[Your storage room has reached the maximum level.]

[Your [farm byproducts] have killed [Wandering Watcher] Lv. 100 x1.]

[You have obtained "Feared by All."]

The agricultural student, who firmly believed hard work brought wealth, glanced at her half-dead vegetable patch and her energetic byproducts.

Xu Xi: "..."

Could she still change majors at this point?

"Let me introduce you."

She looked at the red-named creature wandering on the seabed and said gloomily, "I've got eight warehouses full of things like this."

1. Base-building and management

2. Includes supernatural phenomena

Theme: There is love in this world