Fortune-Telling Livestreams by Immortals, Half Price!

Lu Ling is unemployed the moment she graduates, so she decides to put her special talents to use and go home to become a spirit medium.

Five minutes later, she launches a livestream about folk customs. A banner hangs over her head: "Family-Guarding Spirit, Fortune-Telling and Character Divination. No Charge If I'm Wrong."

A huge sheet of paper behind her reads: "Local Jobs: Shipping Included. Outside the Province: Meals and Lodging Required."

1. A female college student calls in late at night: "Streamer, I've been dreaming about my idol a lot lately, and we keep going on dates. Does that mean we're destined to be together?"

Lu Ling: "You've got a peach-blossom ghost messing with your head!"

At that, the number-three assistant behind her, a giant porcupine, darts into Lu Ling's arms and immediately starts performing an exorcism.

Before long, black water with a strong stench begins streaming out of the college dorm's wardrobe!

Innocent college girl: !

2. A rich young lady discovers that her husband is getting prettier and prettier, and even seems to be becoming more feminine.

"Streamer, is my husband secretly gay?"

Lu Ling shakes her head. "No, but congratulations, your husband is getting married. A fox spirit has taken a liking to him."

The next day, the rich young lady watches helplessly as a wedding sedan chair carries her husband away.

The chief enforcer of Lu Ling's Five Immortals Consulting Company, a great black snake... wait, no, chief consultant, drops from the sky and unleashes eighteen lightning-fast lashes, smashing the male fox spirit's... betrothal gifts!!!

The livestream viewers: "!!!"

Lu Ling's social media career is thriving, until a massive supernatural incident breaks out in the southwest and the relevant authorities put out a lucrative call for bids.

The now-famous Five Immortals Consulting Company starts hiring in preparation for the bid, and resumes fill the office.

Lu Ling opens one of the resumes. It says the applicant was CEO of a Spirit Snake Pet Transport Company. She frowns. "Spirit snakes are divine beasts under Nuwa. This is taking the name-dropping way too far."

She flips to the next page. The photocopy of the business license reads: Red Glow Pet Transport Co., Ltd.

She: "..."

New hires have only one requirement. A huge black snake coils across the roof and hisses, "One of my disciples has a handsome great-grandson. You two should go on a blind date."

Lu Ling: "Huh?"

The livestream viewers boldly chime in:

[How dare you people try to set anyone up with our Ling for a date?]

[Someone get over here! Who's coveting our Lingling?]

[Handsome? I don't believe it. Bring him out and let us have a look.]

[You have no idea what you're getting into. When it comes to dating, life and death hang in the balance.]

Then a handsome Taoist priest, 188 centimeters tall, makes his dazzling entrance.

[Take it back, take it back. This one's really handsome.]

[Ling'er, this one's good. He's really good.]

The handsome Taoist priest's daily routine: scraping spines off the White Immortal, topping up the Fox Immortal's game account, and arranging fights for the Willow Immortal...

Lu Ling feels guilty. "I'm not raising your salary, you know."

He smiles. He'll take his compensation in other ways.

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