Wu Mu is the strongest killer in China. In order to kill the SSS monster Yin Wan, he pretends to be a blind date and marries him undercover.
But on his wedding night, his identity was revealed. Unexpectedly, the other party did not kill him, but instead treated him twice as kindly.
Not only did he give him all his property, but he also served him like an emperor with a smile, working hard and without complaint.
The only requirement is not to get divorced.
Wu Mu: Then I have no choice but to be cuffed.
So Wu Mu launched the "Widow Project" and carefully prepared death gifts for her newlywed husband at home every day, including but not limited to -
[Guillotine at the door]
As soon as he opened the door, the Louis XVI experience device fell down with a sound, and Wu Mu listened with satisfaction to the sound of the head and the orange rolling down together.
But the next second, he saw Yin Wan lifting half of his arm and smiling gently at him.
"Honey, how do you know that I dislike the ugly head on my arm?"
Wu Mu:.
[Big bed transformed into an iron lady]
Wu Mu looked at his sleeping husband and pressed the switch. Countless iron nails flew out of the mattress instantly, poking Yin Wan with holes.
Wu Mu sighed, he must die this time.
But then, I saw my husband, who had been stabbed into a sieve, slowly stood up and smiled with his broken face.
"Thank you to my wife for the acupuncture. I feel much refreshed now. What would you like to eat for dinner? Sweet and sour pork ribs?"
...
Can't be killed! It can't be killed at all!
Wu Mu's career as a killer hit a serious waterloo. He tried every possible means, but the other party just dragged his mutilated body covered in blood and went to cook for him tenderly.
He thought he had failed in his mission and took out the divorce agreement, "Get a divorce."
However, as soon as he finished speaking, the usually gentle husband's face turned cold, and his eyes were extremely threatening and oppressive.
In an instant, countless tentacles surrounded Wu Mu from behind, wrapping him tightly. Cold and strong hands grabbed his chin, and breathed dangerous breath into his ears.
"If you make such a joke again, you will have to cut out your tongue~"
Purpose: A happy union for a hundred years