The Master of Metaphysics Went on a Journey and Became the Queen of Thousands of People

[Pre-receipt: It will be difficult to kill my husband today] Copywriting of this article: Yun Huaijing, the Taoist master of Taoism, once turned into a fool and was suspected by many people. He was forced by his agency to participate in a supernatural travel variety show with all the wonderful people by threatening him with liquidated damages. Yun Huaijing went on a trip at public expense. At first, the audience opened the live broadcast room and saw him, and they wrote "Don't mess with me" and "Zhengcai" in disgust. However, the more they looked at it, the more something seemed wrong... During the fish fishing mission, the wonderful guest teased each other for a small shrimp, while he calmly drank tea and watched the sea. As soon as the camera turned, the fish in the sea lined up and eagerly jumped into his overflowing basket. During the field mission, everyone was trapped in a forest of corpses. The corpse's hands opened and closed regularly, like strange piranha flowers. Yun Huaijing smoothly pulled out a pair and stuck them on his shoulders: "Fully automatic shoulder and neck massage, with just the right amount of force." In the popular task, the guests tried their best to perform on the streets for rewards. Expired idols are making pancakes, romantic little flowers are singing and dancing live, and non-famous movie stars are freestyle... However, there is no improvement. Audience: That's it? Seeing that the popularity was at the bottom, Yun Huaijing started live broadcasting. Last second Audience: What's so interesting about Lian Mai? It's boring. Next second Audience: Wait a minute, are you saying that he is in company with the Lord of Hell, and that Lord of Hell is dancing around society with a bull head and a horse face? - In the front, there is Sadako connecting to the sewer, and in the back, there is a zombie riding a bicycle to generate electricity... Yun Huaijing relied on his saucy manipulation to take a vacation at his own expense, and successfully turned the supernatural tourist complex into his own back garden. Upon hearing Yun Huaijing's name, ghosts within ten miles moved their tablets overnight. The guests have gone from being isolated and looked down upon to giving away rooms, cars and resources just to get a vacant seat under Yun Huaijing's bed. Yun Huaijing's popularity has gone straight to the top, and he has received awards and resources. Just when Yun Huaijing thought he could finish recording the holiday variety show with peace of mind, more and more of his personal belongings were mysteriously lost... Even something more extreme happened—— While taking a bath, a wet hand would suddenly appear in the bathtub and rub his waist. When he looks in the mirror, a head will emerge from the mirror and ask for a kiss. When lying on the bed, something warm would be licking his fingers next to the bed... I finally fell asleep, the cold shadow wrapped around my body like a snake, and a hoarse whisper sounded in my ears: "Huai Jing, I miss you so much." Yun Huaijing:? Food guide: 1. Some hot memes related to metaphysics originate from the Internet and private settings, please do not delve into it, mua~ 2. The whole text is fictional, please do not imitate, believe in science~ ————The advance receipt copy is as follows———— Tweet new articles. If you like it, please click and add it to favorites. "It's hard to kill my husband today" Wu Mu is the strongest killer in China. In order to kill the SSS monster Yin Wan, he pretends to be a blind date and marries him undercover. But on his wedding night, his identity was revealed. Unexpectedly, the other party did not kill him, but instead treated him twice as kindly. Not only did he give him all his property, but he also served him like an emperor with a smile, working hard and without complaint. The only requirement is not to get divorced. Wu Mu: Then I have no choice but to be cuffed. So Wu Mu launched the "Widow Project" and carefully prepared death gifts for her newlywed husband at home every day, including but not limited to - [Guillotine at the door] As soon as he opened the door, the Louis XVI experience device fell down with a sound, and Wu Mu listened with satisfaction to the sound of the head and the orange rolling down together. But the next second, he saw Yin Wan lifting half of his arm and smiling gently at him. "Honey, how do you know that I dislike the ugly head on my arm?" Wu Mu:. [Big bed transformed into an iron lady] Wu Mu looked at his sleeping husband and pressed the switch. Countless iron nails flew out of the mattress instantly, poking Yin Wan with holes. Wu Mu sighed, he must die this time. But then, I saw my husband, who had been stabbed into a sieve, slowly stood up and smiled with his broken face. "Thank you to my wife for the acupuncture. I feel much refreshed now. What would you like to eat for dinner? Sweet and sour pork ribs?" ... Can't be killed! It can't be killed at all! Wu Mu's career as a killer hit a serious waterloo. He tried every possible means, but the other party just dragged his mutilated body covered in blood and went to cook for him tenderly. He thought he had failed in his mission and took out the divorce agreement, "Get a divorce." However, as soon as he finished speaking, the usually gentle husband's face turned cold, and his eyes were extremely threatening and oppressive. In an instant, countless tentacles surrounded Wu Mu from behind, wrapping him tightly. Cold and strong hands grabbed his chin, and breathed dangerous breath into his ears. "If you make such a joke again, you will have to cut out your tongue~" ————Gay Friend Furry Copywriting—————— Articles recommended by gay friends: "Sangbiao, why did he call you Mimia" by: Above the Moonlight Yunyan has recently become obsessed with a cat-raising game. Looking at the little white cat emerging from its shell, Yun Yan thought that white cats had a low status in the cat world, so he bought high-priced plant dyes and dyed the little white cat into a kitten. Yun Yan: Yi Manli, now my baby will not be bullied. Until one day, when Yun Yan took a time machine to the ancient world to collect animals and plants that had become extinct in later generations, he saw a huge leopard. Look at the leopard whose left ear is dyed red and his right ear is dyed green, and he is wearing a blue princess dress covered with colorful rhinestones. Yun (peeping at Baobao) Yan: So weird. Yun Yan glanced at the screen saver on his phone and swallowed stiffly. Haha, how come this leopard looks exactly like his kitten? It must be a coincidence. —— Snow Leopard Feng Jianqing is the young leader of the Bagpipe tribe. Their tribe has been worshiping a god all year round. However, after the tribe experienced three years of severe drought and the god still did not show up, Feng Jianqing decided to rebel against the god and rely on the leopard instead of relying on the god. But one day the gods suddenly sent down rain and gave them a lot of food. Leopard suspended his plan to rebel against the gods. After all, the gods gave them too much. Although the price is that the leopard needs to wear a lot of strange clothes, the leopard tolerates it for the sake of food. Until Tian Bao saw the true appearance of the god, Bao decided to rebel against the god. It's just a different kind of rebellion. Intention: Good and evil will eventually be rewarded