I Can't Hurt Two Men at Once

Wan You transmigrated into a fox-filled world as the only human there: an eight-hundred-year-old granny.

Wan You: "..."

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In a world where humans and demons coexist, Wan You's main duty among the Fox Clan is to look after their fourth prince, Wei Yan.

A month after arriving, Wan You is truly at her wit's end.

She can put up with being hungry and cold, but why hasn't an eight-hundred-year-old retired yet?

This is elder abuse!

What's more, she has to put up with the fourth prince Wei Yan's foul temper and unpredictable moods.

When Wei Yan grows suspicious of her,

the young man's face turns so pale it's almost gloomy. He stares at her without blinking, his eyes black as lacquer. "You really don't know?"

She frowns, thinks it over, then answers solemnly, "As far as I know, I know nothing."

When Wei Yan finds out she's mocking him,

the young man keeps a calm expression, yet seems genuinely puzzled. "Why?"

She says without expression, "Because I have no manners."

The guiding principle is: every question gets a response, but nothing ever gets resolved.

As Wan You diligently slacks off, hoping to break the curse that makes her grow old, she suddenly discovers a terrible truth: Wei Yan seems to have two souls.

By day, he is willful and cruel, with ruthless methods. At night, he is tender enough to make someone lose themselves in him.

One day, Wan You excitedly shows Wei Yan a butterfly she made from grass, proudly displaying the weaving method he once taught her.

But the young man's expression changes in an instant. He uses his fox tail to wrap her tightly in his arms and murmurs cloyingly in her ear, "Can you even tell the difference..."

Wan You finally can't resist saying what has been on her mind. "The other one doesn't cling to me like this!"

The fox tail around her waist tightens. She meets Wei Yan's shadowed gaze.

The next second, the divine markings on Wei Yan's forehead suddenly light up. A pair of gentle eyes, clear as autumn waters, gaze softly at her. The fox tail loosens around her waist, only for "Wei Yan" to embrace her from behind, holding her so tightly there isn't even room to breathe.

"He" affectionately nuzzles her cheek and sighs against the crook of her neck.

"I missed you so much."

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Wei Yan meets a very strange person.

Though she's an eight-hundred-year-old human, sometimes she has the energy of an eighteen-year-old.

The most interesting thing is that he can't understand her.

After he slaughters all the demons in the building and lets the demonic aura around him run wild without restraint,

the young man steps over a mountain of corpses, casually wiping blood from his saber as he raises an eyebrow at Wan You.

But she grabs hold of the hair that's changing as he falls to darkness, her eyes blazing. "Coach, teach me how to do that!"

When he gets upset about the traces "he" left behind during the night,

his fox tail coils tightly around her waist and pulls her into his arms. He buries his face in the crook of her neck, rubbing his canine teeth against the soft flesh as he considers where to bite.

But she gently strokes the top of his head and asks, "Have you had your shots, honey?"

In the end, what annoys him most about Wan You is how abnormal she is. She always dodges the point and never gives him an answer.

Until one day, as the divine markings on his forehead flicker, he stubbornly corners her and presses his forehead to hers.

"Can you tell me apart from him or not?"

[Reading Guide]

1. One-on-one romance, both leads are each other's first, happy ending. A clever, stubborn mule x a gloomy poser.

2. The male lead has two souls in one body. In essence, they are two people.

3. The heroine will gradually return to her actual age later on.

4. If you like it, please add it to your collection!!!! Your collections keep the author going!!! Throws a tantrum and rolls around!!

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