Cheng Li was an outstanding employee at the Quick Transmigration Bureau. One day, just after returning from a small world, he heard someone sobbing.
A romance System almost threw itself at his face. "Boss!! We're broke! Help!!"
Cheng Li firmly refused. "I've never been in a relationship."
The System clutched its empty little wallet in despair. "Why not give it a try? QvQ"
And so...
World One: Cheng Li was the frail brother-in-law the protagonist couldn't stand.
The protagonist was always giving him the cold shoulder, and Cheng Li was happy to play along.
Until the protagonist pinned him in a narrow passageway, just one wall away from the family banquet, and leaned over him with a glare.
"Who knows if you deliberately married into our family just to seduce me?"
Cheng Li touched his lips, swollen from the kiss, and said coolly, "Don't worry. I'm not into men."
Still, kissing wasn't as boring as he'd imagined.
World Two: Cheng Li was a blind young master caught in a tangled romantic battlefield.
He ignored everyone's advances and underhanded tricks, savoring the devout gazes fixed on him and the feeling of the protagonist's hand exploring every inch of his body.
Dating... was actually pretty fun.
World Three: Cheng Li was the gay roommate despised and shunned by the homophobic protagonist.
One day, they were forced to share a bed. The protagonist hastily built a wall of blankets down the middle, terrified of losing his precious chastity.
Looking at the protagonist, whose face showed equal parts wariness and anticipation, Cheng Li smiled with complete sincerity.
"Are you... hoping something will happen?"
World Four: Cheng Li was the "balance" between two protagonists.
His devoted boyfriend had just cleared up the mess and stepped outside when Cheng Li called out to the wooden post who had been hiding in the closet.
The other man frowned at him, lounging lazily on the bed.
In his mind, Cheng Li berated his younger brother for rushing out without helping him wash up.
World Five...
World Six...
One day, Cheng Li sincerely reflected on himself and poured out his troubles to the System.
"I think I've changed. I feel like I'm kind of a jerk."
"I can't believe I fall for everyone I meet. Tsk."
Cheng Li replied to messages from both his boyfriend and his romantic interest, feeling deeply troubled.
Hugging its hefty data earnings, the System wept with joy. "Not at all, not at all. Keep going, boss. Don't worry about anyone's life or death." QvQ
Reader's Guide:
○ A story written to indulge the author's tastes, a romance-focused quick transmigration story with a light plot.
○ In World One, the protagonist had never dated anyone, so he said he wasn't into men.
○ Multiple fragments of the same gong. World Four has a one-on-one pairing for part of the story.
Advance preview: Don't Give Me the Protagonist Halo
[Everyone's Favorite, Romantic Battlefield] [Dog-Training Fiction]
Shen Lanyi was a veteran of the Transmigrate-Into-a-Book Bureau. After playing the tragic, beautiful, strong character who only suffered more the harder he tried, the universally despised character who couldn't even breathe without doing something wrong, and the protagonist who stepped in dog poop every time he left the house, he had just one request for his retirement world:
Could he please stop being the protagonist?
He just wanted to be an ordinary NPC!!
Out of respect for a veteran employee, the Bureau granted his wish.
Shen Lanyi got his way and became an NPC in an old-school, chaotic novel.
The good news: All he had to do was complete his NPC tasks and advance the protagonist's plot.
The bad news: There were four protagonists :)
Shen Lanyi held back his urge to curse and diligently got to work.
In Protagonist One's life, he played the expendable substitute for the protagonist's love interest, helping Protagonist One quickly realize he was in love with that love interest.
At the same time, he worked under Protagonist Two as an unassuming, hardworking executive secretary, becoming the indispensable "Secretary Shen" who helped Protagonist Two achieve his grand ambitions.
He was also the big brother next door to Protagonist Three, planting seeds of kindness in the young protagonist's heart and guiding the dark, obsessive protagonist toward a better path.
Finally, he was the love-at-first-sight ideal of Protagonist Four. All he had to do was make a lasting impression on Protagonist Four, then fake his death to complete the task.
The first three tasks went smoothly, and he was about to successfully win over Protagonist Four. Just as Shen Lanyi was preparing to jump into a river and fake his death, a bug appeared.
A handsome, blue-eyed mixed-race man with a head of golden hair appeared out of nowhere and rescued him, declaring love at first sight.
Shen Lanyi: ?
He whipped around to see the protagonists rushing over from every direction: !!!∑(°Д°ノ)ノ
Oh no, had he accidentally won over some innocent passerby instead?!
Then he watched the protagonists collide. After glaring at one another, they all turned to him with worried, anxious expressions.
Five pairs of eyes, gazing at him with tender affection.
Shen Lanyi: ...
Oh, and it wasn't just that. He'd also made all his targets aware of one another.
:) This was truly an epic crash and burn, haha.
Theme: Live well
The feeling of an old house on fire, Mr. Xu 😂
Wow, I will hold my breath until the next chapter is updated (>人<;)
In the last scene, there is actually a subtle smell of male ghost, the orange juice tastes great!
I'm laughing so hard, like a ghost [Three Flower Cat Head]
I feel like Gong is not very smart.
You will also like it in the future [Let Me Kangkang]
It's too little, he's still a baby. But very appetizing
Mark it as a favorite first and look at [Sunglasses] after finishing this unit