[Unlocks at 200]
[Help: How do I convince the whole Honmaru that I'm your leader, not your lunch?
Waiting for answers online. It's kind of urgent.]
Me, a cabbage, proudly reporting for duty as a Saniwa of the Time Government.
My Honmaru is so poor it could make you weep, and my sword boys are all kinds of handsome.
On my first day, I won everyone over with my personal charm (mostly my name).
The tantos drooled as they looked at me. “Is this the new emergency ration?” Heshikiri Hasebe looked ready to faint. “Our lord's name is a vegetable? What a disgrace!”
I patted his shoulder and said earnestly, “Comrade, don't be so rigid in your thinking. From today on, our motto is: heal everything with happiness, and use spiritual power to plant every field with vegetables!”
Later, the whole Honmaru went crazy.
Tsurumaru dragged me into researching a hundred ways to scare Ishikirimaru into tears, while Mitsutada chased after me, begging me not to use his famous blade to cut watermelon.
Then came the day of our sortie. Facing the Time Retrograde Army, I brought out my secret weapon: a copy of Five Years of College Entrance Exams and Three Years of Mock Tests.
“Hey, friend,” I asked sincerely. “Want to do some problems? Do them, or I'll take you out.”
The enemy's CPU overloaded.
Theme: Happiness
