Chen Xi didn't know how he put up with his new roommate.
The guy played with his pants zipper while he slept, fiddled with his shoes, and even used his toothbrush behind his back...
Someone died in this house every few days, and every one of them met a gruesome end. They all deserved it, and Chen Xi could only hope his new roommate would "die" soon.
But a day, ten days, a month passed... The guy still rested his chin in his hands and stared at him like he was braised pork, sighing as he watched.
Chen Xi: ...
Usually, if you caused a little trouble outside, you could get kicked out after taking a punch. A pervert like him, fleeing from the law, ought to be in for a little physical castration...
Chen Xi said to him, "You didn't do anything even worse, did you?"
At that, Fu Guanhuo gave him a strange smile.
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A police captain suspended from duty × a psychic living under an assumed name
A deadpan comedian of a bottom with mild ADHD who loves keeping journals and taking notes × a smooth-talking, shamelessly lovestruck top with severe ADHD, who can take a beating and keep going
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Both the top and bottom are upright and decent people.
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Theme: Finding the meaning of life.
