The Little Eunuch Was Forced to Lose His Horse After Being Reborn in Modern Times [Across the Ages and Today]

[The past and the present are the same, attack and receive are the same] ["Emperor Daluan is a broken sleeve! He buried the entire harem for the eunuch next to him!" This saying has been circulated for a long time in later generations. 1. No one knew that Mu Qiao was the most loyal dog around the emperor - he was a eunuch, a eunuch with transgressive thoughts. Until the anniversary of Emperor Luan's tenth year on the throne, he snatched a glass of poisonous wine from Emperor Luan's hand in front of all the courtiers, and died in the emperor's arms in embarrassment. When he woke up two thousand years later, he was an A-list actor who traveled around the world as a lover. Mu Qiao looked at the young man on the bed who had exactly the same face as Emperor Luan, then looked down and swallowed: "I, I can't..." "..." Zuo Luan raised the corners of his lips, with the madness hidden in his eyes, "It doesn't matter, I can do it." 2. A recent TV series adapted from the Daluan period is about to start filming, and the director worked hard to find two actors whose appearances closely match the historical records. When Mu Qiao saw in the script that he was actually a spy sent by the enemy country in his previous life, he broke into a cold sweat. He raised his eyes to look at Zuo Luan, who was smiling but not smiling. His legs went weak and he almost knelt down. Zuo Luan hugged Mu Qiao, whose legs were weak, and whispered in his ear: "You don't think that I really don't know, do you?" "..." Mu Qiao always thought that his vest was well hidden, but he didn't expect that today, two thousand years later, people all over the world would know that he was an agent of an enemy country - because this was a compulsory history course in middle school. Life without love jpg. 3. When they first met, he knew that the little eunuch was from the enemy country. Zuo Luan watched him making trouble around him as if he were watching a play, just adding a little spice to his lonely and dull life. Until he slowly saw that the little eunuch's ears turned red when he saw him, and discovered that there was a portrait of him hidden in the little eunuch's room—— Until the little eunuch put something in his drink, but when he was done, he snatched the food from his mouth and drank the poisoned wine in one gulp. The picture left Zuo Luan hugging his cold body, crying and laughing: "Stupid thing! How can you achieve great things with such a soft heart..." Since the eunuch died when he was young, he has been lonely all his life and has never found a beautiful woman. Until he woke up two thousand years later, he saw the young eunuch's wantonly smiling face playing on the TV in front of him. Ps: The crematorium in the title of the book is purely a joke. The author's name is useless. There is no crematorium. The story is about sweet and sour love, with slight abuse in the past life. There are no large-scale memories in the text. Purpose: Work together to create a better life