Everyone's Shipping Me with the General

Xue Chen is the youngest general in Beihang's history. He is invincible, a savior in the eyes of the people, and a god of war.

Having never experienced defeat, Xue Chen became blindly overconfident and stubbornly made the wrong call. The troops he led were wiped out, and he himself was left cornered and hunted by enemy forces.

Gravely wounded, he collapsed on the banks of the Qiwei River.

When he woke, everything around him was utterly unfamiliar. A handsome man entered the enclosed space and approached him with ill intent.

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He Yangzhou looked at the year's smash-hit comic, General, on his phone, then at the man lying in the hospital bed, and fell into deep thought.

He tried to stand by and ignore this young general who had transmigrated into the real world. Unfortunately, the young general clung to him like a python.

"You saved me. Once I return to the capital, I will reward you handsomely."

"Help me, and I will certainly..."

"You..."

He Yangzhou couldn't be bothered listening to him make promises. Since he couldn't shake the young general off, he might as well see the good deed through and help him find his "mom."

He immediately called a friend and asked him to look into the comic's author. The result was that the author had disappeared.

No problem! The two of them got the author's address and headed straight there.

Just when He Yangzhou thought he was about to be free, fate played a cruel joke on him: he was pulled into the comic world along with Xue Chen.

What is sorrow? This is sorrow in capital letters!

At that moment, He Yangzhou, with his hands and feet tied, silently curled up in a corner, shutting himself off from the world.

Xue Chen was just about to comfort him when, in the blink of an eye, the huge man in front of him vanished into thin air.

A noise came from the disheveled clothes left behind. A fluffy head poked out, amber eyes gazing up at him, wet with tears.

"Awooo~"

Scene 1:

In the comic, He Yangzhou hated nighttime most, because every night Xue Chen subjected him to inhuman torment.

"Our Yangzhou is much cuter as a little fox. Come here, let me hold you."

He Yangzhou: "..." Go hug your own damn self.

"Looks like you want me to take the initiative. All right." Xue Chen reached out with his claws toward He Yangzhou.

He Yangzhou was ready to kill him. He barked a warning at Xue Chen, hoping he'd back off.

But the other man pretended not to understand, bent down, and picked him up, stroking his fur. "Good boy. It's time for bed. I'll let you sleep on the bed tonight."

He Yangzhou: "..." Who wants to sleep with you? Put me down!

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All the soldiers knew that no one was allowed into their general's tent at night. Whenever they wanted to see He Yangzhou, their general turned them away too.

"General, I hurt my hand. I'd like Physician He to bandage it for me."

Xue Chen glanced at him. "You need him for such a small thing? He's not feeling well."

"General, I have a bit of a headache. Please let Physician He take a look."

Xue Chen: "For a headache, drink more hot water."

"General, I have diarrhea, and I was hoping..."

"If you have diarrhea, go to the latrine."

"..."

"General, why won't you let us see Physician He at night?" The soldiers protested.

"I've worn him out. He's asleep."

The soldiers sensed that something scandalous was going on and began teasing him suggestively.

He Yangzhou: Hey! He's worn me out by pawing at me every night. Don't get the wrong idea!

Good grief! If Xue Chen hadn't said that no one could know he turned into a fox, would He Yangzhou have to drown in all these rumors?

They're all lies!!!

Scene 2

Ever since He Yangzhou taught Xue Chen how to chat on his phone, he noticed that Xue Chen was always tapping away at the keyboard.

He took his phone to the bathroom, played with it while eating, used it before bed, and was still on it when he woke up. At last, He Yangzhou couldn't take it anymore and asked, "What are you so engrossed in doing on your phone all day?"

Xue Chen thought for a moment, then decided to tell him. "Someone has been showing me... me favor lately. I suspect she has ulterior motives."

He Yangzhou looked Xue Chen up and down, wondering what he had besides his looks that could inspire anyone to have ulterior motives.

Well, he also had impressive martial arts skills.

Xue Chen sat up straight and obediently explained, "So I was planning to play along and turn the tables on her. But just now she asked me to be her boyfriend. Yangzhou, what does 'boyfriend' mean?"

He Yangzhou decided to explain it tactfully. "It's a male friend you're especially close to."

Xue Chen nodded and replied coolly, "I see."

Then General Xue turned around and replied to the girl.

Xue Chen: I already have a boyfriend. Please stop thinking about things you shouldn't.

Seeing Xue Chen's message, He Yangzhou nearly spat out the fish soup he'd just swallowed. "..."

The girl replied quickly, asking a whole string of questions. Her final one was when the two of them were getting married.

Xue Chen didn't know what getting married meant, but guessed it was probably a good thing. Rather than ask He Yangzhou, he replied seriously: We'll get married soon.

He Yangzhou: ?

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