[Honkai: Star Rail] My Ex-Husband Is Better Off Dead

[Live comments are open, with no restrictions. Come join in o.o] [Writing is hard, so please support the official release. Thank you. This was written before Version 3.6, so some plot details may not match settings officially revealed later.] Wei Sheng Yuebo got a romance mobile game, and the gameplay was excellent. The scenery was lifelike, and the characters' emotions felt convincing. The only downside was that there was no save function, so he couldn't restart. Wei Sheng Yuebo really loved the game, but!! Here's the problem!! Every character he chose to romance died toward the end of the story!!! Oh, oh, my husband's stiff... turns out he's dead : ) Now, the masked fool named Aha on his phone screen was the last character Wei Sheng Yuebo planned to romance. As for the vast inheritance left by his former husbands? Couldn't care less. The factions left behind by his former husbands? Couldn't care less. The servants left behind by his former husbands? Couldn't care less!! What Wei Sheng Yuebo cared about most was his romance target's physical and mental health. He couldn't let anyone die again! If this romance target died too, he'd quit the game :) But the day after Wei Sheng Yuebo and his target confirmed they were a couple, he transmigrated. After drifting through outer space for half a month, he was finally rescued. Wei Sheng Yuebo realized he'd transmigrated into the game and went, "Ababababa." The good news: He'd inherited all the wealth in his account, including, but not limited to, the belongings left behind by his dead husbands. He didn't have to worry about starving to death in another world. The bad news: He discovered that his husbands hadn't actually died. Some had been reincarnated, while others had ascended to godhood. Now they all wanted to rekindle their relationships with him. And they had played a part in his transmigration, too. Wei Sheng "Handmade Ion Cannon" Yuebo: Hahaha, ex-husbands are better off dead, don't you think, hubby? : ) Here's a plug for my completed fic of the same type, a chaotic Aeon love triangle: [Honkai: Star Rail] The Bride of the Gods. Click into my profile to bookmark and read it O.O Please don't mention other authors' works in my comment section, and please don't mention my works under other people's stories. Thank you. Also, don't come into my comment section to lecture me about reading pirated works. I'll delete those comments if I see them. PS: 1. The protagonist is male and an adult. The cover features an exclusive character design for the protagonist. Wei Sheng is his compound surname, and Yuebo is taken from the line "Snow blankets the mountains, and the bright moon shines faintly upon them" in Snow on Longshan. 2. The timeline is a mess. The author is technically alive, but barely. 3. This story is just for fun. It's a comedy!! Don't take it seriously!! Okay? Good. 4. No shipping wars. This is a chaotic harem-style romantic mess, with lots of men competing for love and fighting over him. Each character gets a separate ending. 5. OOC, meaning the Aeons. They're all dating, after all. OOC, OOC! The author is a fictional historian. Don't expect fictional history to be true to life. 6. No comparisons to other works, please. 7. I won't accept complaints based on imagined issues from people who haven't finished reading the plot I've written. Here's a plug for the derivative fic I want to write! Click into my profile to bookmark it~ [Honkai: Star Rail] Forced into a Love Triangle After Swapping Bodies. Another chaotic harem-style romantic mess. I love love triangles; love triangles are the best! The Galactic Superstar Yuejian Lin has been troubled lately. As a famous star in the public eye, he seems to have fallen ill. After finishing work every day, he randomly swaps bodies with someone. Today, he's the Divine General of the Xianzhou, being watched by his chief strategist as he edits official documents. Tomorrow, he'll be an executive at the Interastral Peace Corporation, chasing debtors with his subordinates. The next day, he might even become a wanted criminal from the Stellaron Hunters, carrying out a mission with his companions in a rain of bullets. Another day, he'll turn into a righteous Galaxy Ranger, robbing the rich to help the poor. After all these transformations, he's almost learned everyone's job inside out! As a public figure, Yuejian Lin's every move is watched by the media. His family doctor can't find anything wrong, and he can't exactly make a big fuss and go to the hospital's psychiatric department. Left with no other option, he turns to his doctor friend online for advice. Dr. Ratio, whose online handle is "Dr. Ratio" but who isn't a doctor himself: I'm not a doctor. And you mean to say you turn into someone else every night? You are definitely quite ill, but this condition is worth studying. The next night, Yuejian Lin swapped bodies with Dr. Ratio. Yuejian Lin stared at the countless lesson plans on the desk, and his vision went black again. Was he supposed to do all this? The body swaps became more and more frequent, and Yuejian Lin couldn't overcome them no matter how hard he tried. Before he could figure out a solution, the people he'd been swapping bodies with every night started showing up one after another, demanding that he take responsibility. Looking at the men, some smiling faintly, some frowning, and others expressionless, Yuejian Lin sucked in a sharp breath. Can someone come save me?! PS: A chaotic body-swap plot with a dramatic love triangle. Theme: Love and courage are both indispensable.