Cultivation World's Conquest Game

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Yan Kunliu had just graduated from high school when he unexpectedly died of heart disease. In a clichéd twist, he transmigrated into a melodramatic cultivation novel full of scum and abuse, becoming a vicious supporting character with the same name.

In this celebrated crematorium novel, Yan Kunliu was a vicious cannon-fodder character who framed the protagonist bottom. He also suffered from heart disease, and did not survive three chapters before dying at the hands of one of the protagonist bottom's pursuers.

Yan Kunliu, who had failed to get a healthy heart in either of his two lives: .

"Ding! Congratulations, you have been bound to the conquest System! Conquest world: cultivation and immortal-xianxia genre. Conquest targets: Raise the interest of six key characters to 100%. Complete the conquest objectives to receive generous rewards!"

Yan Kunliu: How many?

Yan Kunliu: Six people?

Yan Kunliu's vision went black. When he opened his eyes again, he was in a disastrous from-the-start situation: having just framed the protagonist bottom, he had accidentally climbed into the wrong supporting character's bed.

Worse, that supporting character was the notorious devoted Demon King of the original novel, Qiu Qiyu. He was ruthless and vicious. In front of the protagonist bottom, he was gentle and considerate, doing everything for him without complaint. Behind his back, he used people's heads as wine cups. A truly terrifying character.

The next moment, Yan Kunliu was kicked hard out of bed. Before he could recover, he saw a blade pressed against his neck, and his whole body went cold.

The good-for-nothing Yan Kunliu, a useless scion whose fighting ability was worse than the watchdog in the back courtyard, clutched his aching chest: ...

Wait! Hero, spare my life!

To complete his conquest objectives, gain a healthy heart, and stay alive, Yan Kunliu struggled through the entire cultivation world, enduring every setback without giving up:

How could he attract the orthodox leader, who valued the Dao as much as his life? Break his treasured sword.

How could he attract the bloodthirsty Demon Venerable with his strange proclivities? Stab him in the heart with a dagger.

How could he attract the obsessive, tyrannical Painted-Skin Ghost King? Slap him.

How could he attract the original protagonist, a two-faced man who had endured humiliation and bided his time? ...

In this way, Yan Kunliu used his wits to fight his way between them. At last, one day, his body, worn down by chronic illness, could no longer bear it. He sacrificed himself for so-called righteousness and was granted a new, healthy body.

Yan Kunliu, who had spent every day in the cultivation world wading through melodrama with his life hanging by a thread: Finally...

But then a System bug made him lose his memories, and he forgot his promise to meet that person again. He also had no idea that...

In the cultivation world, where the weak had once been as insignificant as ants, the orthodox leader had destroyed his own Dao, the bloodthirsty Demon Venerable had vanished without a trace, and the Painted-Skin Ghost King had stirred up conflict among his fellow cultivators, threatening them with war.

Someone even descended to the Yellow Springs and the River of Forgetfulness, disrupting countless cycles of reincarnation, all to find one person's soul.

And in every one of these stories, there was the figure of a weak mortal.

Sickly beauty bottom Yan Kunliu, a poor fighter who can only stubbornly survive through his eloquence x gloomy, world-weary Demon King top Qiu Qiyu

Notes:

1. The protagonist bottom is truly a good-for-nothing in a fight, a sickly weakling who gets out of breath after swinging a blade into his own foot and running a couple of steps. But he won't hold anyone back.

2. Harem-seeker warning.

3. This is not a split personality. The official partner is the official partner, ahem.

Theme: Love life and live it to the fullest.