Don a Secret Identity and Save the World

Fang Taichu thought she had probably studied herself crazy. Even when a suspicious lump appeared in her brain, her first reaction was that it looked more interesting than a math problem. Only after that did she go ask her teacher for leave to see a doctor.

As it turned out, it really was kind of interesting. The lump claimed to be a System, and even let her read a comic for free.

Although the plot was as awful as a pile of crap.

But she was at school right now.

So it was a pile of chocolate-flavored crap.

After reading it over and over several times, she realized the little lump couldn't produce any new comics. The leave Fang Taichu had applied for a month earlier finally made its way through all the layers of approval, and she was given permission to see a doctor. So she walked out of the school gates, only to find herself somewhere else in the blink of an eye.

“Explain!” Fang Taichu fought back the urge to burst out laughing, doing her best to sound furious as she demanded an answer.

“But Host, when I just asked whether you wanted to change the comic world, you said ‘Mm.’ You agreed!” The System sounded aggrieved.

“That was the guy selling jianbing asking if I wanted scallions!”

“Wait a minute! I'm still a student. Even if I'm a nuclear-powered workhorse, I can't do this all by myself!”

“Host, I forgot to tell you that my full name is actually the Secret Identity System...”

And so, Fang Taichu, savior of the comic world, made her debut under a secret identity.

“Boss, if we keep acting crazy and dumb like this, will people really come to watch...?”

“Trust me! It's in the bag!”

*

People on the comic forum noticed that the production team behind the poetry masterpiece Candlelit Crimson Excursion, hailed as impossible to understand for a hundred years, had announced a remake.

Everyone said they would never spend money on something so awful again, but the gorgeous art style and stunning paneling drew them right back in.

Huh? There are a lot more handsome men and beautiful women now?

Are they all part of the same organization?

The plot's actually not bad...

Wait, it's true! There's no more crap! But it! It! It... Ah!!!

Reader's Guide:

1. Multiple secret identities / everyone's favorite / everyone's favorite secret identities / ensemble cast / unconventional cultivation / modern day / academy / no CP / lots of bullet comments and reviews

2. This is a fictional world. Please don't relate it to reality.

3. The writing is terrible. If you can't keep reading, cut your losses and click away.

The author's notes for Chapter One will keep adding more content warnings. Everyone, please make sure to read them!

Theme: Life is magnificent and colorful. Love life, and keep striving to grow.