The System said I had to atone for my sins.
I turned around and issued it a critical-condition notice.
I'm Sui Ye, a former criminal profiler and now a key subject of the System's observation.
After arriving at the "Dome of Sin," the System said I was deeply sinful. My crime: being too rational.
I looked around:
There was someone who got in for stealing bread, someone who got in for insulting their boss, and an old man sentenced for "polluting souls with noise" because his square-dancing music was too loud.
[Everything is made up by the author on the spot and may have no basis or logic. The writing is poor, so please forgive the author for writing this just for fun.]
Theme: The System told me to atone, so I made the System crash