○Sassy Bandit Queen vs Fake Sick Love Brain Prince
○gbg, under revision
Shen Huaiyu was originally a mountain bandit and could not be defeated by the imperial court, so he issued imperial edicts every month to allow her to enter the palace and surrender.
Shen Huaiyu ignored it until the Queen Mother brought a secret decree:
"Shen, there is something hidden about the death of the two generals. Come to the palace to find out."
Shen Huaiyu couldn't help laughing. When she lied to others, she often said she had hidden agendas.
Interesting, she decided to take a look at the palace with weapons and explosives.
It turned out that everyone in the royal family was more and more crazy.
The stupid emperor is fake.
The disagreement between mother and son in the Tian family is staged.
Even the sick prince she saved personally was just pretending.
Shen Huaiyu: "If the feng shui of the Forbidden City nourishes people, it will definitely drive them crazy."
The fool emperor wanted to regain his consciousness, Shen Huaiyu said: "Just hit the head harder."
The Queen Mother wanted to return to power and enjoy herself, but Shen Huaiyu said, "Drink, who can drink better than you?"
Prince Bingyang wanted to rebel. Shen Huaiyu said, "Hurry up. After the rebellion, I will go back and become a bandit."
Prince Bingyang was not happy: "If I were the emperor, you would still be the queen."
Shen Huaiyu: "How about I rebel?"
Like this for several years, in Helan Village——
"The boss of the family! Master Shen becomes the queen!"
"The boss! Master Shen has become the emperor!"
"The boss of the family! Master Shen Zhai married the prince of the previous dynasty to be the wife of Yazhai... Bah! She is the wife of Yaguo!"
————The curtains of the small theater————
The idiot emperor had tears in his eyes: "Why doesn't the Queen apply medicine to me like she did to King Zhao?"
Bandit Queen: "Hold your tears, the emperor is better at acting than the troupe."
The sick prince's eyes were red: "Sister-in-law, it hurts."
Bandit Queen: ... Is your royal family's acting skills hereditary?
————It's time to stack armor! ————
1. Idle, easy and funny flow.
2. The mental state of the characters in the article is wonderful, don't take it seriously.
3. I wish everyone freedom, courage and strength, and a life full of new hope!
Mission: Independence, self-reliance, perseverance.
