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[Teaser for my next novel: Jujutsu Kaisen on a Grand Stage, but I'm a Special Grade Cursed Spirit, a deathless cursed spirit brother charges into a universe of all-character if routes. Top, 1v1, pairing with Gojo Satoru.]
Satoru once thought the most unusual thing about his life was working two jobs at once, stretching 24 hours into 48, frequently working overtime and occasionally taking paid vacations.
A mere sorcerer who moonlights as a Saniwa? Nothing to worry about.
Until he discovered that his counterparts from all the different if timelines were somehow converging on him.
Satoru's emotional journey went from refusing to accept it to treating it as normal. He even secretly ranked their bizarre situations in his mind.
But the strangest one among them seems to be me.
Satoru: I can't be a cow cat, the strongest sorcerer, an overworked Saniwa, the last cursed spirit, the head of the Gojo clan, and a demon king bent on destroying the world all at once.
The world's consciousness: Why not?
“Jujutsu Headquarters: He's an uncontrollable monster
The tsukumogami: He's our one-of-a-kind, young, dependable master
The world: He's the beloved child in whom I've placed all my hopes
In reality: An automatic household chaos machine. He can peel his own oranges, make the whole world work around the clock, and can't be controlled by voice commands.”
“Burdened with the curse called ‘the strongest,’
he has been the focus of the world's stage since birth,
carrying the world's gaze and expectations on his shoulders,
yet met with malice, cursed by everyone, and toyed with by fate.
Could such a future really be his end?
He is the child of destiny, born of prayers for the world's destruction,
and also a Saniwa loved and relied upon by the tsukumogami.
He was born to have everything.
The world turned and began anew. The dust of countless shattered lives formed you, beloved by the world.
There are no gods in this world. You are its only miracle.”
Reader's Guide:
1. Satoru-centric, no pairing. The cat in this story was recruited by the Time Government before attending Jujutsu High, so his personality is a little different. He's a cow cat whose personality leans toward that of a clan head.
2. This doesn't follow the Hanamaru plot. There are many original details about the sword warriors, and their personalities also reflect my own interpretations.
3. There will be varying degrees of OOC.
4. I'm a devoted Satoru fan, so the story will inevitably lean toward Satoru and his faction to some extent. Please avoid it if that's not your thing.
5. This is a light, mildly comedic story. I'll keep characters and content that might raise your blood pressure to a minimum, so hopefully you'll have fun without getting worked up.
6. The ending will be happy.
7. No romance, though some characters may have unrequited feelings.
8. This novel is also known as The Cow Cat's Wonderful Adventure.
Theme: Break free of fate and take the bright road of your own choosing
Being a nanny is not a good idea for Ba Xing
Come on, old men, seventy is the age to make a breakthrough!
Ah, it's Xiaowu who uses a knife
If you are unhappy, if you have force value, you can't kill them, then find someone to find a way to deal with them, and then go beat them up anytime you feel unhappy. Even if you are idle on a rainy day, you can have fun beating the bad guys.
Wwww I realize how you came here with a guarantee (although I haven't trained yet)
Baby, you are a protective sweetheart... If the little master of the house can come out, wouldn't it be possible for Curse Spirit Five to have some fresh air!
Why does the one-sentence introduction say "milk cat"?
"I like everyone the most. I'm not lonely at all."
Oh, I understand, I understand, the main plot is to beat iivv and kill iivv, right? I totally get it (???)
Twisted, crazy, very life of a magician. Blueberry yogurt and Wu Jiang