
The Beloved One’s Cannon-Fodder, Straight-Laced Wife
万人迷的炮灰老实人原配
by Little Rabbit in My Arms (小兔子怀中揣)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- –
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- –
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
Qing Yu was the half-human, half-demon child of a hybrid evil god, with long tentacles and suction cups for legs.
But he was different from other children of evil gods. The day he was born was the very day the righteous gods executed the evil god. His divine father's body was reduced to ashes, his cave was pierced by a divine spear, and a falling boulder landed on the egg, cracking it with a sharp "Crack!"
He pushed his way out of the shell and met the gaze of the righteous god who had just wiped out the evil god, still brimming with murderous intent and not yet having put away his weapon.
That gaze was cold and merciless, looking down at him as if he were an insignificant ant or speck of dust, ready to crush him into powder the next moment.
Perhaps it was instinctive self-preservation. Sitting inside the round egg, with two broken pieces of shell on his head and his soft, pale tentacles in his arms, he called out sweetly to the mighty, imposing god, "Daddy..."
Dragon God: ...?
The noble and mighty judge of the gods scrutinized him for a long time, then lifted him out of the shell, declared him innocent, and adopted him as his son. He named him "Qing Yu," hoping he would be pure and spotless, free of worldly desires, and never follow the corrupt, filthy path of the one who had given him his blood.
Qing Yu adored and admired his father, and held himself to the same expectations. But his own filthy, tainted blood was incompatible with the sacred gods, and the judge's decision to spare an "abomination" became the greatest stain on his divine life.
Qing Yu wasn't afraid of being insulted. Those people didn't matter. But he couldn't bear the thought of his "father's" reputation being tarnished because of him.
So he resolved to prove to the gods that his father had not been negligent when he spared an "abomination"!
Rather, his father had acted with even greater fairness and impartiality. Although Qing Yu bore the blood of sin, he would never be driven by instinct to commit sins like his biological father. Therefore, he himself was innocent!
To prove that he was innocent and "would never commit a crime in the future," Qing Yu voluntarily entered cycles of illusion and reincarnation, sealing away his memories and becoming one after another of the cuckolded, bullied, honest cannon-fodder characters in various stories...
And the most captivating heartthrob in each script was the person sleeping right beside him.
It was temptation served up on a platter.
But Qing Yu's Dao heart was firm, so no matter how the plots unfolded in the illusions, he never "fell from grace"...
What he didn't know was that, to ensure the "trial" was fair and impartial, the Dragon God had kicked the few divine brats who had been gossiping about him into the cycles of illusion and reincarnation too, calling it "a shared test, fair and impartial."
So, when he passed the test and emerged from the cycles of illusion and reincarnation...
Son of the Sun: "Honey QAQ! You really don't want me!"
Son of Death: "...▼_▼"
Son of the God of Love: "Y-You jerk!!! Wuwuwu... I don't care! You have to make it up to me!"
Qing Yu: "...?"
Dragon God: "TRI-AL!"
The noble and imposing judge finally brought his own kid home. But the next day, when the gates of the divine kingdom opened, a divine brat was squatting outside. The moment he saw the Dragon God, he greeted him enthusiastically. "Good day, Divine Father! Is my wife home?"
Dragon God: "?"
?????????????
The protagonist is the focus. For now, I don't know who the pairing will be. I'll decide after the characters leave the instances, based on who I find most compelling while writing. If I like them all, it'll be an open ending...
There are more than three divine sons in the cycles of illusion and reincarnation. These three are the potential love interests.
In the worlds of the cycles, the male lead is genuinely chaste and difficult to seduce. And if someone keeps bothering him until he gets annoyed, he'll hit them. Yes, really hit them.
The planned instances so far:
1. I'm the low-status cannon-fodder husband of the "foolish son of the landlord."
The landlord's foolish son is arrogant and rebellious. After his parents scold him and cut off his cards for racing and clubbing with a bunch of "low-class" friends, the young master flies into a rage and marries a low-class man on the spot. But he soon realizes that he and his "low-class husband" have nothing in common. The other man is dull, quiet, and has no taste. After making up with his parents, the young master loses all interest in the husband he'd used to spite them, and returns to his rich, exciting, and stimulating life...
But after Qing Yu becomes an honest man:
Young master: "Honey, why aren't you coming home yet?"
Young master: "Honey, you know you're married, right?"
Young master: "Honey, let's elope!"
2. I'm the rich, cannon-fodder fiance of the "prince of the old-school campus, the F4 heartthrob."
The school bully and the campus heartthrob are made for each other. Unfortunately, even the arrogant, domineering campus prince has things he can't resist, like the fiance his family forced on him.
With no other choice, they can only vent their unfulfilled longing and feelings on each other in their dorm, in the equipment room, in the woods, in the garden, in the study room where they go for tutoring...
But after Qing Yu becomes the cuckolded fiance:
Campus prince: "Honey, do you want to see my abs?"
Campus prince: "Have you got no taste? Even naked, that guy isn't as good-looking as me!"
Campus prince: "You know you're engaged, right?! Can you act like a decent man?! What's so fun about flirting with men outside our relationship?!"
Cool, aloof campus heartthrob: "Why should I care about some stupid lion with half a brain? Big brother, why not give me a try? I know you brought me medicine, treated me to meals, and told people to stop bullying me... You must like me too, right?"
3. I'm the cannon-fodder childhood-friend husband of the "delicate, pale, slender, universally adored wife."
The heartthrob grew up in a remote mountain village, but his delicate, exquisite beauty seemed completely out of place in the poor, backward village. For his safety, his parents married him off as soon as he came of age to the dependable, steady, well-educated boy next door.
But his neighbor husband had to go work in the big city, and the young wife missed him terribly at home, so he decided to go find him. His beauty attracted countless admirers, and the naive young man, who had never seen much of the world, quickly lost himself in the city's glittering lights, luxury cars, and designer watches...
As for his childhood-friend husband? What a joke. Is life not exciting enough, or are the devoted admirers not enthusiastic enough? Why think about an ex-husband who's changed both cities and jobs?
After Qing Yu arrives:
Young wife: "Big brother, why do you have to go out to work?"
Young wife: "Big brother, can't you just stay home?"
Young wife: "Big brother, I'll become a superstar and make money to support you!"
Young wife: "Big brother, don't you love me?"
Young wife: "Big brother, why won't you touch me?"
Young wife: "Big brother, please touch me..."
Later, so they could have a normal married life, the young wife started lifting weights and drinking protein shakes. It was fine if big brother didn't want to touch him. He could touch big brother instead! Hehe.
Theme: A seed born from sin can still bloom into a pure flower if it is carefully nurtured.
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