1.
I hate Chi Yan, my older brother.
He's a gentle, refined, untouchable beauty, the center of the world. That damned, blind God gave him practically every good thing: the family fortune, love from his family, a career, and even the goddess I've dreamed about day and night, who has a crush on him.
If the System hadn't told me that Chi Yan was actually the beloved protagonist in some danmei novel, I probably still wouldn't be able to breathe.
This is hilarious. Chi Yan is gay. Heaven, spirits, bless Yaozu with being a bottom.
But what I really can't accept is that my role is to be a sleazy cannon-fodder character who secretly loves him, gets nowhere, and then keeps ruining his relationships with everyone else!
The System said its purpose in finding me was to save my fate. As long as I obediently follow the original story and seduce Chi Yan and disgust him, making only a few tiny changes, I'll definitely survive to the end of the novel, and it'll give me a hundred million as a bonus.
What a joke. I'm not gay, and I don't like Chi Yan.
...But if even I don't want him, what gives anyone else the right?
2.
The System told Xia Yu to try seducing Chi Yan every day.
So he personally descended from heaven like an immortal, rolled up his sleeves, and cooked his brother a bowl of instant noodles, sending Chi Yan, whose stomach was delicate, straight to the hospital.
The System was frantic. "If you don't have the skills, don't take on the job!"
Xia Yu: "It was an accident, an accident..."
The System told Xia Yu to stick close to Chi Yan and try his best to sabotage Chi Yan's relationships.
So Xia Yu plunked himself down at his brother's class reunion, all swagger and confidence. Everyone discussed international affairs and waxed lyrical about how to govern the world. By the end, they practically wanted to start a group chat and become brothers!
The System was utterly devastated. "This is a crucial scene from the original story! Aren't you supposed to be rivals in love? How did you become friends?!"
Straight Xia Yu carried on with his mission, perfectly earnestly. "But my brother was really nice to me. He didn't say anything. System, don't get all worked up. You're making a huge fuss over nothing."
Through Xia Yu's tireless efforts, the steamy novel careened off in a strange direction. The System watched as the original novel's "beloved bottom" smiled and grabbed Xia Yu, who was trying to sneak out again, by the back of his neck, then coaxed him in a soft, pitiful voice until Xia Yu was so dazed he agreed to share a room with him.
The System suddenly shivered and prayed miserably in its heart: "Xia Yu, you're on your own now."
A hotheaded, clueless straight guy x a faux-gentle, black-hearted green tea. 1v1, happy ending. The younger brother is the bottom. They are not related by blood and are not registered in the same household. The top has no connection to the cannon-fodder characters in the original story. Both are sexually inexperienced.
Theme: Discovering your own strengths is what matters most
