My Deskmate Is an Evil God, but I Am His Boss

There are still two bonus extras left in this article ——Opening—— "All the dead are dead, and they will be resurrected later" by the author ———— [King of Rolls/"Straight Man"/Easily Fried × Salted Fish/"Skin Hunger and Thirst"/Evil God Attack] "I saw the sky turn red, spiders dozens of meters high killing my classmates, and dense tentacles growing out from behind my deskmate... Doctor, can I still be saved?" The psychiatrist in a white coat grinned and took out a rusty electric saw from behind: "Of course it can be cured, just stick your head over." Chi Bei: "... Thank you doctor, I'm fine." ———— The world has long been invaded by monsters, and these monsters are collectively called "mutants." They are everywhere, invading human living space and devouring the creatures in the space crazily. Chi Bei was originally just a senior in high school, but his grades were better and he was firmly ranked first. He never expected that one day he would awaken his powers. When encountering a disaster, his body panicked, but his brain calmly analyzed the monster's weaknesses. He tried to attack the mutated doctor, but accidentally directly controlled him—— "Hello, the Administration sincerely invites you to join us in the fight against mutants." Chi Bei: "No, thank you." "If you join, you will directly become a first-level inspector with a monthly salary of 300,000 yuan. We will also assign you a subordinate to ensure your life safety." ! Three hundred thousand! ! ! Chi Bei: "Ahem, money is not important, what is the subordinate?" "You know him, his name is Li Xu." Chi Bei turned around and saw that he had broad shoulders, a narrow waist, long legs, a nose with thin lips and fish eyes... It was his deskmate with the tentacles on his back! Li Xu: "Don't look at me, the inspection bureau ordered me to do it." Li Xu's dream was to retire peacefully in the inspection bureau, but he ended up with an extra superior. Although he was cute, he liked it very much... Li Xu sighed: "That's right, can you please stop rolling? I'm so tired." Chi Bei spread his hands and said: "Employee pensions can be done today..." Li Xu: "That's okay." Chi Bei: "... Make braised pork... Li Xu!" Chi Bei stepped into this changed world and rose from an ordinary Xiao Bei who loved learning to a gambling king. He raised his hand and blew off a god's head with his supernatural gun. ——An ordinary day In the classroom, the teacher was lecturing. In the corner, under the table, tentacles formed from black mist tightly wrapped around Chi Bei's slender white calves, slowly climbing up, deliberately leaving red marks along the way. "Li Xu! You are not allowed to touch! Take it out of my trouser legs!" "Oh. Sleeping." "If you don't take it out, then accompany me to fight against Class A mutants!" "... Have mercy on your boyfriend." —— 1. Daily fight against monsters 2. Shuangjie 1v1 3. If you like it, please bookmark me www ——Advance payment (New Year's Eve, saving manuscript in progress) There are two important things in life. One is getting married. The second is the funeral. Unfortunately for Bai Zhi, I experienced it all in one day. One second she fell into a mud puddle and died, and the next second she was holding hands with a man who called herself an alpha to receive a marriage certificate. Bai Zhi, who calls himself a straight man, felt a little bit broken and a little bit relieved. Once you have come, make peace with it. In this urban abodanmei novel that Wen entered, he was just a social worker. But he didn't expect that the person he was receiving the certificate from, Lin Jianque, a man with low self-esteem and introversion, turned out to be the biggest villain in the novel. …… Lin Jianque, the perverted villain in the novel, infringes on omegas, engages in business monopoly, commits murder and arson. This is what is written in the novel. In fact, he has low self-esteem, is sensitive, loves to cry, and is also clingy. As an urban novel, the most unreasonable thing is that the villain Lin Jianque died in a car accident, and the next day he turned into a ghost and stood pitifully at his door. Bai Zhi: "..." Evil door. ——Small theater—— Bai Zhi (clears throat): I, Bai Zhi, can't fall in love with a man even if I jump from here! Lin Jianque: Okay. Attributes: Sunny but soft-hearted × fake inferiority complex, really gloomy male ghost attack Concept: The world is beautiful and everything is lovely