I Hear Gin Can't Get It Up!

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Yu Zhongchun has spent sixteen years enduring hardship and biding her time. She is about to escape the organization’s den of evil.

She swore she would make that wicked organization pay!

But the very next second, she discovers that her childhood friend, whom she has waited sixteen years for, has become one of the organization’s top dogs?!

Yikes... Is it too late to run?

Gin: Stop right there.

She had planned to bring down the organization by taking an unconventional route, but her childhood friend, who still remembered their childhood promise, was handsome and in top shape. Yu Zhongchun suddenly changed her mind.

Yu Zhongchun: Climb into the bed of a hotshot boss and use him to bring down the organization... That... that might not be such a bad idea?

One day after successfully turning the boss to her side and earning a code name, Yu Zhongchun, whose back was aching, refused to cuddle with Gin.

Yu Zhongchun, speaking with righteous conviction: Jin-chan, I’ve kept quiet for your sake... but your skills in bed aren’t very good. You need to practice, so let’s take a break for a while.

Gin thought it over carefully, then firmly rebutted her: ...That’s not what you were saying last night.

Outside the door, Vodka and one of the underlings had come to report to Gin:

Vodka: What?! My brother-in-law is bad in bed?!

Underling: What?! Gin is bad in bed?!

Vodka declared: Big bro will always be my brother-in-law!

Then he ordered a bunch of online courses about bedroom techniques and sent them to his big bro.

The underling pulled out his phone. That night, the organization’s forum exploded with one hot topic after another.

HOT [Big news! I went to report to Thorn Rose today and heard her say Gin is bad in bed!]

HOT [A friend of mine heard Thorn Rose say Gin is bad in bed with his own ears, right beneath Gin's nose!]

HOT [Gin is no good in bed!]

A day later, Yu Zhongchun stared at the eight characters Gin had sent her: "Come home early. We have something to do." She tugged on Vermouth’s sleeve. "Can I stay with you tonight?"

Vermouth: Sure. After all, Gin is no good in bed.

A guard dog who thinks he’s been abandoned, so he acts obedient and clingy, ready to keep her all to himself ×

A wildcat who thinks she’s being forced, so she tucks in her claws and plays along, ready to strike a lethal blow

A few things to know before reading:

The protagonist is Vodka’s older sister. Her goal is to take down the organization, and she ultimately succeeds.

The Police Academy Five all get saved. There is a plot point involving Rei Furuya’s father.

Theme: Love is good medicine, but it can also make people blind.