Incubus husband top x overworked straight man bottom
Su He is an overworked straight man. His company's cutthroat environment leaves him so exhausted when he gets home each day that he just lies flat.
One day, he spots a cheap, low-quality incubus for sale on an online shopping platform.
The product page clearly states that after signing a contract with the incubus, you can make him do anything you want.
Looking at his messy house and the unbelievably low price, Su He's eyes light up. He places the order solemnly and without hesitation.
The next day, the package arrives.
When Su He gets home, he sees a tall, handsome man with waterfall-like silver hair and peach-pink eyes that seem to shimmer with spring, alluring and enchanting. His face flushed, the man looks at Su He and calls out shyly,
"Wife."
Su He feels like the sky is falling. Can a man like this really do chores?
Later, he's pinned to the bed, his head thrust so hard it hits the headboard, his calves twitching.
Su He can only whimper, unable to form a coherent reply.
The damn male incubus licks his earlobe affectionately and says shyly, "Wife, I can do it."
Just before passing out, Su He thinks in despair: That's not the kind of work I meant!
Bonus scene
On his first day home, Shen Yuzhou blushes and tells Su He, "Wife, I'm hungry."
As Su He rummages through the fridge, he asks, "What do you want to eat?"
Shen Yuzhou moves closer until their breaths mingle. His voice is a little hoarse. "Your bodily fluids, Wife."
At that, Su He catches on, his face turning tomato-red. He shoves Shen Yuzhou away and refuses sternly. "No!"
Shen Yuzhou looks a little hurt at being pushed away, and his eyes grow even more teary.
He settles for second best, staring fixedly at Su He's soft lips and licking his own. "All right, then your saliva will do, Wife."
Su He had been softening at the sight of those puppy eyes welling with tears.
But after hearing that, his heart hardens again. His face burning, he shouts, "That's not allowed either!!!"
Shen Yuzhou pouts, eyes fixed on Su He's lower half. His voice is plaintive, though he tries to sound casual. "Urine would be fine, too."
Su He is on the verge of a breakdown. He can't speak for a long moment, his mind full of one question: Can special purchases be returned within seven days for any reason?
The top only acts cute around the bottom. He's cold and expressionless around other people, comes from a powerful background, and is no pushover. He's secretly in love with the bottom and deliberately approached him, which is why he acts this way!
No breaking up, no reversing the pairing, no self-insert, no genderbending! This couple is in it for the long haul. Extreme top fans and bottom fans, stay away!
One-on-one, both virgins, sweet romance.
Theme: The depths of love