A Penny-Pincher Can Only Marry a Man

As a little-known streamer, Song Hao decides to beat a pay-to-win harem game without spending a single yuan. To boost his literary talent, he never goes on dates with the dean’s daughter. Instead, he visits the academy to write poetry with his buddies. To boost his martial prowess, he never accepts the swordswoman’s challenge. Instead, he borrows his buddies’ martial arts manuals. To save money, he never goes out to enjoy himself at the pleasure houses. Instead, he mooches off his buddies for food, drinks, and a place to sleep. He checks out the rumors circulating around town, and the people say of him: “He’s a brilliant scholar and a master of martial arts, but I hear he likes men…” Song Hao doesn’t care. He knows that once he becomes emperor, he’ll have a huge harem. At last, he’s become a brilliant scholar and a master of martial arts, and managed to stay as poor as ever. The emperor recognizes him as his son, he becomes crown prince, and soon he’ll be getting married. The System prompts him to choose a crown princess. To qualify, a candidate must have an affection score above 100. There’s only one person on the list: his dear buddy Wen Qing, with an affection score of 999. 999 isn’t his limit. It’s the System’s. His viewers roast him in the chat: “Hahahahahahahaha, let me laugh first!” “The devs have been waiting ages to see this look on your face.” “You’re so stingy, you can only marry a man!!!” - Stingy, clueless top x wealthy, devoted bottom - Lighthearted and funny, with occasional angst - Lots of comment-style and chat-style sections - The setting is made up. Don’t overthink it - Updates according to the rankings or every other day. If there’s no update before 11 p.m., there won’t be one - Fewer little red flowers doesn’t mean there’s no update. Sometimes I just don’t manage to write 3,000 words - Please add it to your collection! I’m begging you! (*0v0) Premise: Breaking through the chains of convention