I, Han Yefeng, am a bottom-of-the-barrel piece of trash in everyone's eyes.
One day, I woke up and found myself in a parallel world. Other than the ABO genders, everything here was the same as in my old world.
The only difference was that I'd gone from a bottom-feeding loser to a useless piece of trash in a rich family.
During the secondary gender test, I went from an A to an E, one in a million.
At last, this good-for-nothing E who was just waiting to eat and die had a new purpose: to breed me... I mean, to assign me a wife.
The first time I wore a suit and tie, I was being escorted down the aisle. The moment I saw my wife, I was like, holy crap, it's a man!
I'm saved!
He was totally my type. I'm a die-hard gay, so I was over the moon.
Then I took a second look and fell silent. My husband was not only lame, but blind, too.
I'm doomed!
Life had been great when all I had to do was eat and wait to die. Now I also had to take responsibility for a disabled person.
Just as I was asking for a divorce, my husband told me he had tens of billions in assets and no one to inherit them.
"Dad, do you think I'm suitable?" I dropped to my knees. I knew I had no backbone.
"Good boy." He stroked my head. His warm, dry palm was strong. I was moved to tears. Dad really was so gentle!
I'm crying my eyes out.
Marriage: checked.
A new task arrived after the wedding.
They wanted me to abuse a disabled person.
For the money... I mean, a person needs to have a conscience, so I came clean. This was a full-disclosure situation.
"They want me to abuse and humiliate you."
"Do you want to abuse and humiliate me?"
I gritted my teeth and steeled myself, then pulled the belt from my waist and put it in his hand. "Dad, hit me. Hard. I'll scream really loudly so they can all hear."
That way, I could take the abuse for him. I tilted my face up so the tears wouldn't fall. At last, at last, I'd found my place in the world.
Tell Grandma in heaven I'm no coward!
I'm a dutiful son.
Abuse a disabled person: checked.
The third task arrived. They wanted me to show what a man I was, bite his neck, and turn him into an omega as soon as possible.
"Babe, can I bite you?"
"Why don't you try?"
We're still negotiating the mark...
Coming Soon 1: My Book-Transmigrated Husband Is the Villain, and I'm a Serpent Dragon
I transmigrated into a book, I transmigrated into a book!
Ahahahaha... I opened my eyes, ready to make a dazzling entrance, then looked down and saw I didn't even have legs. I could only crawl around in the dark.
Fine, fine, I'll be a dragon. People in a cultivation world aren't picky about that sort of thing.
Under the System's coercion, I picked up the villain, a deranged ghost cultivator.
What did I pick him up for?
Obviously, to get him to submit... Did you think I meant sex?
[System: This is a mandatory plot point. Host, please accept the villain's invitation and submit as his cultivation furnace.]
"Damn it, being neither human nor ghost wasn't enough, now you want to screw a dragon? Go ahead, I'm lying down. You can get on top."
Five months later...
[System: Why is the villain's belly so big?]
"How should I know? Could I make him pregnant? Do you think that makes any sense?!"
[System: The villain has been pregnant for five months... This is bad, Host. The plot has gone off the rails. You're on your own.]
"Can't I still fix this somehow?"
Coming Soon 2: He's Got a Problem
Bian Tong's parents ran a sex shop. During the summer break of his sophomore year, he was forced to mind the shop and earn some pocket money.
Afraid he'd run into someone he knew, he wore a mask to work every day. Then one day, a well-dressed gentleman with an air of wealth walked in.
"Are the products here up to standard?"
Bian Tong thumped his chest and promised, "You can buy with confidence, sir. I guarantee the quality!"
Two days later, Bian Tong got a phone call. The gentleman was furious...
"Get here within thirty minutes, or you'll be hearing from my lawyer!"
"Please calm down, sir. What happened?"
"It's stuck. I can't get it out."
"..."
Bian Tong nearly pedaled a public bike hard enough to turn it into a flaming wheel, racing over to help.
After that, Bian Tong could never go back to his innocent, carefree life.
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A refined suit on the outside, a twisted, dark, submissive man from head to toe.
A pure, broke college boy as the top.
Theme: Always strive to live life to the fullest, no matter what.
This is the first time I have read a chapter that tells the whole process of getting pregnant, conceiving, giving birth, and denouncing the child as ugly. In fact, the first half of this article about my wife really attracted me. The protagonist has a faint sense of madness, which plays a key role in the whole text. As the plot goes on, I feel that the author's wife has also been assimilated, and the whole text begins to have a faint sense of madness. Feeling, I was also thinking about whether to continue watching, because Han Yefeng's crazy feeling made me unable to grasp the writing style and plot direction. One of the motivations that made me want to continue watching him is Qi Xueying. Xueying is not the main point of view, but I think Xueying's stability and gentleness are very attractive to me. He is like the eye of a hurricane. No matter where the wind goes crazy, it cannot leave the center. So there is still a little butt squat: Madam, I am looking forward to the final marking moment ~ [Let me be healthy]
So crazy, basin after basin of blood. Just two chapters of reversal. The villain is like the unkillable Xiao Qiang. Madam, this article [Applause][Applause][Applause] is not like the villain that made me faint after reading hundreds of chapters. Good
It's so funny. The author enjoyed writing it and the readers enjoyed reading it too 😂
Ah? Madam, are we done now? 😭 😭 😭
It's so well written, it won't make you feel bad
Hahahaha, it looks good 😆 Come on 🌈
Maybe when Qi comes to find him, Han Du will be the boss 😂
Although the deputy CP is very sweet and delicious, my biological son still doesn't know whether to live or die 😭 😭 😭
Maybe Yun Bing got into my head, I think Xue Qiao's pair is too good to bring Yun Bing into, fighting against Luke's sexual tension, eating two pairs of cp at the same time, I won [Panda Head]
It's really hard to attack the front [bursts crying], but there is no big bloody misunderstanding between attack and reception, it can be regarded as a breath of fresh air, or this is Dada's style, I like it very much! Because they can't give up on each other no matter what the circumstances. Even though they feel a little aggrieved occasionally, they will both grow! It's just a pity that there are no more extras, I want to watch more! [Let me be healthy]