After trying to manipulate the local voting pool with her secret identities to run for prime minister of Japan, Aoyama Asuka was unfortunately disciplined by the System.
Not only was her gacha access revoked, but the original consciousnesses of her secret identities were also appointed as "supervisors" to keep an eye on their Host.
But Aoyama soon discovered that these "supervisors" were pretty fun, too.
An unknown hero who prowls the city's shadows, transforms into a magical boy, and saves the world.
Night Watcher: Target spotted. I'll leave the dancing transformation sequence to you... Hey, don't take selfies with my body.
Aoyama: But it's a magical boy! It'd be such a waste not to take some photos ●v●!
A once-in-a-century scientific genius, an absolute victor who fought their way through cutthroat competition.
Tuige: Remember, cut here, at this angle, and the blood will spray the farthest. Have you got it, Xiao Fei Niao? ^^
Aoyama: I got it, Teacher! Next time someone calls you a fox, I'll make sure they get a face full of blood ^^
A great demon who was pinned beneath a Buddha statue a thousand years ago, a katana driven through their chest, and a mother who prides herself on being loving and forgiving.
Guan Baigu: The outside world is too dangerous. What will you do without your mother's protection...? Wouldn't it be better to stay right here with Mommy?
Aoyama: Mommy-chan, if you keep ignoring my instructions and killing people whenever you feel like it, I won't play house with you anymore~
Later, Aoyama Asuka opened the still-locked "supervisors":
A vengeful spirit wandering Tokyo barefoot and shackled, with the evidence of their crimes written all over their body in blood;
A tsukumogami in burial robes, holding a soul lantern, with mysterious eyes engraved with clocks;
A sharp-tongued shrine maiden from Kyoto, and her wooden younger sister, a professor who studies the script of the Age of the Gods;
The child of a sinner, whose blood flows with the grudges of the dead and whose shadow imprisons their sealed-away self;
A super artificial intelligence with an independent consciousness, whose default skin is a faucet wearing a maid outfit;
The world's cutest dwarf assassin, with extraordinary professional skills, flawless disguises, and an almost supernatural talent for switching jobs.
Aoyama Asuka: I'm already this powerful, so why can't I become prime minister? Does Japan even deserve to be saved?
System: ...You're right. Let it go and leave it to its own devices.
That's still better than letting you ruin it.
Notes:
1. Original worldbuilding, with a few Lovecraftian elements, original settings, and original mythical creatures.
2. The author is a despairing, fake, illiterate otaku.
3. The secret identities have minds of their own. They include men, women, and a faucet. Check the character section below (aren't they super cool? XD)
4. More to come if I think of anything.
Theme: Humanity's song is a song of courage, and humanity's greatness is the greatness of courage.
