Also known as "Three Sentences, Made the Old Father Sigh 18 Times" and "How to Bravely Enter the Small World with a Cheating Family"
1.
Li Bailu, a former outstanding employee of the Quick Travel Bureau, became irritable after failing six consecutive psychological tests.
Mastermind: I have to ask your biological father to treat you! Just wait for me!
True Orphan Li Bailu doesn't panic at all: If you can find it
So a certain Gotham's richest man on the other side of the ocean received an email——
Do you have an order? Please check~
2.
He interacts with various protagonists every day, but he has become a real young master from a wealthy family living abroad.
The pretty policewoman boss, the handsome gangster second son, the young boss third son and the school bully the fourth son, Li Bailu thought he was involved in some strange novel and couldn't get out.
True·Quickly cross the bureau's social animal to beat the worker·Li Bailu: I don't want this kind of world line where I'm trapped in the work world and can't escape!
Not to mention that my biological father is handsome, gentle, and capable, but he likes to cosplay like a playboy.
Li Bailu: Are you so keen on pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger? Do you have any special hobbies?
Bruce Wayne, AKA Batman:…
3.
Bruce thought he had entered a huge conspiracy. Parents and children suddenly appear, mysterious emails sent to the mailbox, outrageous world settings...
He was careful and vigilant, made plans, made plan A and plan B, and finished reading quantum mechanics, parallel universes...
However, what he encountered was:
"You are just the substitute I chose, she is the one I really love!"
Bruce: ... Is your job serious?
The so-called parent-child tricks are too outrageous and never follow common sense. There are endless strange methods. If you don't like the front, you just like to touch the porcelain.
Facing the outlaws in the novel, the old father decided to roll up his sleeves and do it himself. For this reason, he was ready to fall out with the offended children. At least the farce could not continue!
Li Bailu, who gradually tasted the benefits of fishing: There are such good things! ? Can you get paid while lying down?
Bruce:…
4.
Li Bailu once thought that it would be a shame to take his biological father to work, until he met Bruce.
The unlucky social animal met a soft-hearted god, and the poor orphan met his destined biological father.
They work hard, improve efficiency, and even take a quick trip in the world of novels. They are about to embark on the road of combining work and rest...
Once back to reality, Wayne Manor turns into an old castle, like an ancient Western fantasy RPG. The zombie is holding a machete, and the ghost mage is chasing after him...
[Hello~ I regret to tell you~ The small world has invaded reality~]
Bruce Wayne, the head of the Wayne household who received this notice for the first time:...
Li Bailu, who had just finished a job:...
He really wants to break out with this bunch of rubbish that forces him to work overtime, let's start by tearing apart the consciousness of the real world with his hands:)
Social beasts are more resentful than ghosts. After capturing the young president, he is ready to capture the boss. Finally, I met love at the corner and came face to face with Gotham's specialty vigilante.
System: Evil cat-eared man?
Li Bailu: ... Don't make me laugh when I'm so angry, really
Batman, AKA Li Bailu's biological father: Enough, he said enough!
5.
Finally, Li Bailu finally learned that his family members were not the protagonists of novels, but ordinary Gotham vigilantes~
Li Bailu: Well, this is better than being trapped in a novel forever, right?
Current boyfriend, another trauma victim Tim, AKA Red Robin: ... So this is how you feel?
Li Bailu: Not really.
In fact, unlucky social animals will also want to protect the vigilantes around them~
Warning:
Non-traditional fast travel mixed with unlimited flow, joyful drama direction, the text style is similar to copywriting... In short, it is an epileptic article, heavy OOC, please choose to eat according to your acceptance level
Sit in rows and eat fruit. The whole family can wear it. Wear it one by one. Don't worry~ (bushi)
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tips:
1. Bat cub literature, the protagonist has a real social animal mentality, not a superhero
2. Cp little red bird, don't fall in love before you become an adult
3. No one from the Black Bat family, the long-mouthed old bat has a relationship with the Yangjian family, they love each other and are a family~
Front row with pre-sale:
"[Infinite] Are all the Robin Birds in the card pool?" The African Chief draws out Red Robin ten times in a row, and the two little animals travel together in the infinite world and get the right couple in the card pool.
"[Comprehensive British and American] How to recognize your relatives when you accidentally wander into Gotham" Looking for cultural relics + surviving in Gotham in daily life, a low-profile version of Jackie Chan's Adventures for contemporary college students
"[British and American] The Sherlock Holmes Family of Gotham" "When I was most sick, I almost survived by writing Sherlock's books..."
Next door, the free extra episode "Bat Cub, But Part-Time Magic Stick" is being updated slowly...
Mission: Knowledge is power
Reader comments
Oh oh oh what a simple reason, I thought it was some kind of chip
The timeline of this small world is not linear? ?
Does this "way in" mean the way into the city?
So pretty🥺Men are menstruating🙄Women are crazy when they look at it💪This is the nemesis of depression😎It's the alarm clock for vegetative people😭It's so cute that tears flow from the corners of the mouth and flood into the Qiantang River😱So handsome😘Yes God is my rose, it illuminates my dark life and makes my world meaningful😊I run, I jump, I dance the tango on the balcony of the 20th floor😮It makes me realize that God does exist, I am so cute that I cry From now on, the world will no longer be short of water. The nemesis of depression 😋 is the alarm clock for vegetative people 😨 So cute that tears flow out of the corners of the mouth and flood into the Qiantang River 😈 It sounds so good 🥰 God is my rose, it illuminates my dark life and makes my world meaningful 😙 I ran, I jumped, I danced the tango on the balcony of the 20th floor, which made me realize that God does exist. I was so well-heard that my tears did not stop. From now on, the world will no longer be short of water.
"Li Bailu's calm test in the shadow of the leaves" gave the author a big bug ~
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"It's just that I have a good temper and I don't want to be Batman" This is a big bug for the author~
It doesn't look like it's really good
Teacher, do you know that our circle values thirty, which means that you must update thirty chapters to gain a foothold in the online literary circle.
Forty without Confusion: Forty chapters are updated every day. Only then can you continue to receive gratitude and praise from readers and no longer be confused about the meaning of writing.
You know your destiny at fifty: 50 chapters are updated every day, you are your destiny, and the entire website praises you.
Sixty and fluent: When you can update 60 chapters a day, everyone including readers will hear what you say will be fluent.
When you are seventy, just follow your heart and do not go beyond the rules: if you can update 70 chapters a day, you can do whatever you want!
Oh well, the mastermind of the institute uses physical connections, right? Implant a chip in the brain
So pretty🥺Men are menstruating🙄Women are crazy when they look at it💪This is the nemesis of depression😎It's the alarm clock for vegetative people😭It's so cute that tears flow from the corners of the mouth and flood into the Qiantang River😱So handsome😘Yes God is my rose, it illuminates my dark life and makes my world meaningful😊I run, I jump, I dance the tango on the balcony of the 20th floor😮It makes me realize that God does exist, I am so cute that I cry From now on, the world will no longer be short of water. The nemesis of depression 😋 is the alarm clock for vegetative people 😨 So cute that tears flow out of the corners of the mouth and flood into the Qiantang River 😈 It sounds so good 🥰 God is my rose, it illuminates my dark life and makes my world meaningful 😙 I ran, I jumped, I danced the tango on the balcony of the 20th floor, which made me realize that God does exist. I was so well-heard that my tears did not stop. From now on, the world will no longer be short of water.
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Quick update
Dear Daddy: Seeing the words is like meeting each other, and the letter is soothing. Falling in love with you is probably the most arbitrary and unreasonable thing in this world. It's not about weighing the pros and cons, or coming up with ideas, but suddenly having you makes me worried about you and I can't let go of you. You are the extraneous branch in my stable years, and the sun, moon and stars in my ordinary life. Whether it's the sunrise in the morning or a nap at noon, I love you.
By the way, do you still have it in your draft box?
Well, teacher, I just want to ask a little bit. I definitely don't mean to offend. Maybe I'm wrong, or maybe I'm actually hallucinating. No matter what, I hope that we can adhere to the principles of friendship and rationality in getting along, and don't hurt our friendship because of some possible misunderstandings. Finally, I have absolutely no intention of offending. I just follow the great spirit of inquiry into the nature of the universe and the pursuit of truth and pragmatism.
Mental questions:
"Teacher, can you update more? [Send my heart] [Send my heart]"
╭◜◝ ͡ ◜ ͡ ╮
(Update it...)
╰◟◞ ͜ ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡ ╮
(Please...)
╰◟◞ ͜ ◟◞ ͜ ◟◞ ╯
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(T^T)
/ O
しーJ
"Having superpowers, Superman and his son also..." This is a big bug for the author~
Big is the "hind leg" [make me healthy]
OK, I use the most straightforward, the least roundabout, the most unobstructed, the most unavoidable, the most direct to the topic, the most straightforward, the most clear and straightforward, the most straightforward, the most neat and smooth. , The most concise and smooth speaking, the most direct and smooth, the most direct to the point, the smoothest and smoothest, the most hearty and smooth, the most unreserved, the most free and smooth, the most straightforward, the most free and clear, the most clear and clear, the clearest clear and smooth, the clearest and smoothest to speak, the most straightforward to speak, the most straightforward and smooth, the most straightforward and smooth, the most direct and smooth, the most straightforward and straightforward, the most straightforward, the most straightforward, the most clear and easy to understand, the most transparent and white , the most straightforward, the most neat and straightforward, the most concise and direct, the most straightforward, the most direct to the point, the most unobstructed, the most hearty, the most unobstructed, the most unobstructed, the most outspoken, the most free To speak without restraint is the most lively and direct, the clearest and most thorough, the most clear-cut, the most joyful and smooth, the most straightforward and clear, the most straightforward, the most direct and straightforward, the most understandable, the most straight to the point, the most concise , the most straightforward, the clearest, the clearest, the most refreshing, the least sloppy, the most concise and clear, the most enjoyable, the most straightforward, the most to the point, the most to the point, the most Outspoken, the most straightforward, the most unreserved, the most unimpeded, the most articulate, the clearest in speech, the most fluent in expression, the clearest in articulation, the most eloquent, the most eloquent, the most articulate Teeth, the most eloquent, the most outspoken, the most eloquent, the most to the point, the most concise, the most sonorous, the most resounding, and the most coherent. Let me tell you, this book is invincible and good to read.
"Only the law of time is something that is taboo to the gods several times", which is a big bug for the author~
several times - basic, taboo - taboo
Dear Chef:
Seeing words is like meeting each other, showing trust and comfort.
Liking your rice is probably the most arbitrary and unreasonable thing in the world. It is not about weighing the pros and cons, or being motivated by sex, but suddenly having someone like you makes me worried and unable to let go. You are the extraneous branch in my stable years, and the sun, moon and stars in my ordinary life.
Whether it's the sunrise in the morning, a nap at noon, or a night filled with stars, I want to spend it with you. Don't doubt why I like you, just like fish fall in love with the sea, birds fall in love with the sky, I don't quite understand what this means, I think it's like breathing, no need to practice, just because it's you.
By the way, if there is still food, please remember to distribute it, I am still hungry.
Oh oh oh what a simple reason, I thought it was some kind of chip
The timeline of this small world is not linear? ?
Does this "way in" mean the way into the city?
So pretty🥺Men are menstruating🙄Women are crazy when they look at it💪This is the nemesis of depression😎It's the alarm clock for vegetative people😭It's so cute that tears flow from the corners of the mouth and flood into the Qiantang River😱So handsome😘Yes God is my rose, it illuminates my dark life and makes my world meaningful😊I run, I jump, I dance the tango on the balcony of the 20th floor😮It makes me realize that God does exist, I am so cute that I cry From now on, the world will no longer be short of water. The nemesis of depression 😋 is the alarm clock for vegetative people 😨 So cute that tears flow out of the corners of the mouth and flood into the Qiantang River 😈 It sounds so good 🥰 God is my rose, it illuminates my dark life and makes my world meaningful 😙 I ran, I jumped, I danced the tango on the balcony of the 20th floor, which made me realize that God does exist. I was so well-heard that my tears did not stop. From now on, the world will no longer be short of water.
"Li Bailu's calm test in the shadow of the leaves" gave the author a big bug ~ profile
"It's just that I have a good temper and I don't want to be Batman" This is a big bug for the author~ It doesn't look like it's really good
Teacher, do you know that our circle values thirty, which means that you must update thirty chapters to gain a foothold in the online literary circle. Forty without Confusion: Forty chapters are updated every day. Only then can you continue to receive gratitude and praise from readers and no longer be confused about the meaning of writing. You know your destiny at fifty: 50 chapters are updated every day, you are your destiny, and the entire website praises you. Sixty and fluent: When you can update 60 chapters a day, everyone including readers will hear what you say will be fluent. When you are seventy, just follow your heart and do not go beyond the rules: if you can update 70 chapters a day, you can do whatever you want!
Oh well, the mastermind of the institute uses physical connections, right? Implant a chip in the brain
So pretty🥺Men are menstruating🙄Women are crazy when they look at it💪This is the nemesis of depression😎It's the alarm clock for vegetative people😭It's so cute that tears flow from the corners of the mouth and flood into the Qiantang River😱So handsome😘Yes God is my rose, it illuminates my dark life and makes my world meaningful😊I run, I jump, I dance the tango on the balcony of the 20th floor😮It makes me realize that God does exist, I am so cute that I cry From now on, the world will no longer be short of water. The nemesis of depression 😋 is the alarm clock for vegetative people 😨 So cute that tears flow out of the corners of the mouth and flood into the Qiantang River 😈 It sounds so good 🥰 God is my rose, it illuminates my dark life and makes my world meaningful 😙 I ran, I jumped, I danced the tango on the balcony of the 20th floor, which made me realize that God does exist. I was so well-heard that my tears did not stop. From now on, the world will no longer be short of water.
┏┳━━━━━━━━━━┓ ┣┫██████████┃ ┣┫██████┏━┓█┃ ┣┫██████┃Urge┃█┃ ┣┫██████┃More┃█┃ ┣┫██████┃Big┃█┃ ┣┫██████┃Full┃█┃ ┣┫██████┗━┛█┃ ┣┫██████████┃ ┗┻━━━━━━━━━━┛ Quick update Dear Daddy: Seeing the words is like meeting each other, and the letter is soothing. Falling in love with you is probably the most arbitrary and unreasonable thing in this world. It's not about weighing the pros and cons, or coming up with ideas, but suddenly having you makes me worried about you and I can't let go of you. You are the extraneous branch in my stable years, and the sun, moon and stars in my ordinary life. Whether it's the sunrise in the morning or a nap at noon, I love you. By the way, do you still have it in your draft box?
Well, teacher, I just want to ask a little bit. I definitely don't mean to offend. Maybe I'm wrong, or maybe I'm actually hallucinating. No matter what, I hope that we can adhere to the principles of friendship and rationality in getting along, and don't hurt our friendship because of some possible misunderstandings. Finally, I have absolutely no intention of offending. I just follow the great spirit of inquiry into the nature of the universe and the pursuit of truth and pragmatism. Mental questions: "Teacher, can you update more? [Send my heart] [Send my heart]" ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜ ͡ ╮ (Update it...) ╰◟◞ ͜ ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡ ╮ (Please...) ╰◟◞ ͜ ◟◞ ͜ ◟◞ ╯ __ ᐝ (T^T) / O しーJ
"Having superpowers, Superman and his son also..." This is a big bug for the author~ Big is the "hind leg" [make me healthy]
OK, I use the most straightforward, the least roundabout, the most unobstructed, the most unavoidable, the most direct to the topic, the most straightforward, the most clear and straightforward, the most straightforward, the most neat and smooth. , The most concise and smooth speaking, the most direct and smooth, the most direct to the point, the smoothest and smoothest, the most hearty and smooth, the most unreserved, the most free and smooth, the most straightforward, the most free and clear, the most clear and clear, the clearest clear and smooth, the clearest and smoothest to speak, the most straightforward to speak, the most straightforward and smooth, the most straightforward and smooth, the most direct and smooth, the most straightforward and straightforward, the most straightforward, the most straightforward, the most clear and easy to understand, the most transparent and white , the most straightforward, the most neat and straightforward, the most concise and direct, the most straightforward, the most direct to the point, the most unobstructed, the most hearty, the most unobstructed, the most unobstructed, the most outspoken, the most free To speak without restraint is the most lively and direct, the clearest and most thorough, the most clear-cut, the most joyful and smooth, the most straightforward and clear, the most straightforward, the most direct and straightforward, the most understandable, the most straight to the point, the most concise , the most straightforward, the clearest, the clearest, the most refreshing, the least sloppy, the most concise and clear, the most enjoyable, the most straightforward, the most to the point, the most to the point, the most Outspoken, the most straightforward, the most unreserved, the most unimpeded, the most articulate, the clearest in speech, the most fluent in expression, the clearest in articulation, the most eloquent, the most eloquent, the most articulate Teeth, the most eloquent, the most outspoken, the most eloquent, the most to the point, the most concise, the most sonorous, the most resounding, and the most coherent. Let me tell you, this book is invincible and good to read.
"Only the law of time is something that is taboo to the gods several times", which is a big bug for the author~ several times - basic, taboo - taboo
Dear Chef: Seeing words is like meeting each other, showing trust and comfort. Liking your rice is probably the most arbitrary and unreasonable thing in the world. It is not about weighing the pros and cons, or being motivated by sex, but suddenly having someone like you makes me worried and unable to let go. You are the extraneous branch in my stable years, and the sun, moon and stars in my ordinary life. Whether it's the sunrise in the morning, a nap at noon, or a night filled with stars, I want to spend it with you. Don't doubt why I like you, just like fish fall in love with the sea, birds fall in love with the sky, I don't quite understand what this means, I think it's like breathing, no need to practice, just because it's you. By the way, if there is still food, please remember to distribute it, I am still hungry.
Just like this, I was caught off guard.