[Comprehensive British and American] How Can You Be Robin If You Are so Lazy?

Recommended for pre-acceptance: punishing bats to raise and beat enemy Hakka children When Elaines was born, she knew that she was different from ordinary children. Other children screamed when they were born. When he was born, he was thinking about why his brother was named Dick, but his own name was not Nike or Jack, but Elaines? When Elaines was eight years old, she finally discovered the secret between her father and brother. Before the two of them could explain, he took the initiative to make amends: ... You guys cosplayed the Dark Knight and Robin late at night? However, Bruce still decided to tell Elaine about the family secret. There was no surprise or amazement. The only thought that ran through Elaines's mind at this moment was ten ways to be lazy as Robin. Fifty genius brains, fifty laziness and zero sense of responsibility make up Elaine Wayne. During Robin's training, Elaines stole everything he could be lazy about, and he also stole everything he couldn't be lazy about. In order not to fulfill her duties as Robin, Elaine secretly injected laxatives into the water system of Arkham Asylum, and the criminals collectively experienced a crash course in Splatoon for seven days and nights. After battling wits with the mysterious murderer for a month, Bruce finally found a pack of laxatives in Elaines' room because of Alfred's cleaning: ... Don't do this next time. Elaines, who had just given the sweat medicine to Blackgate Prison: ... Yeah. Afterwards, Bruce picked up another child, with the original intention of causing a crisis in Elaines and thus motivating him to train. As expected by the world's greatest detective, Elaines was indeed inspired. He sits in a wheelchair and appears in the training room every day... Guiding Jason to train to become an excellent Robin. Bruce:. Jie Tao: ... He is quite nice. A Justice League meeting one day. All the members looked at the bat in full alert, as if they could capture him at any moment. Bat: What's going on? Clark took out a stack of academic papers. "Frontal Lobe Removal Surgery—A Study on the Reasonability and Time Possibility of Eliminating Criminals Based on Psychology" "The legality and admiration of genetic drugs to control and eliminate criminals from the personality aspect - a systematic analysis based on the legal perspective of each state" "On the Law: A careful and in-depth study of whether Chaoying's killing of criminals should be legal." The signatures of these papers, without exception, are all Elaines' names. ……His son's risk assessment score reached the 'Doomsday' level, and the AI ​​recommended that he be sent to the Ghost Zone for detention. Clark: B. Has your son become a transgressor? Bat: ... Impossible. Two days later, Bats strolled around the Justice League holding Elaine the Dangerous. He places weapons capable of cognitively destroying criminals within a stone's throw of Elaines. Too lazy to take this step, Elaines gave up this devastating weapon. Chaoying's hanging heart finally died.  …He doesn't even bother to become a super-reverse. This article is also known as "Robin in the Machine" and "Robin Without Responsibility" 1. The protagonist is very atypically evil and insane, and will persecute everyone indiscriminately. It is essentially a piece of writing, and it is recommended not to study anything in it. 2. All members are OOC and have stereotypes. It is recommended to read it. Most of the content that seems very scientific has not been studied in any way. If it is written casually, please do not delve into it. Advance receipt copy: Bat picked up Alger in the alley. The dark alleys are filled with the putrid stench unique to Gotham City. Rats are scurrying around, flies are flying around, and sewage and garbage are scattered everywhere. The walls on both sides were covered with mottled marks, as if they had been repeatedly smeared by countless sins. The black-haired child stood next to the trash can, his blue cat eyes soaked in thick ink were almost completely black. He threw away the body in his hand, and then raised his bloody cat claws towards the bat. Five minutes later, Bat carried Alger, the little black cat with a big bag on his head and clear eyes, onto the Batmobile. Alger is the most obedient child in the family. Ever since his older brothers, Killua and Alluka, left home, his parents and eldest brother have always kept a close eye on him. Alger loves his family very much. He strictly implements his eldest brother's requirements and regards his words as goals that must be adhered to. 'Alger is my eldest brother's favorite and most obedient killing tool. ' 'Alger can't make friends. Friends will trick Alger into leaving the shelter of his home. ''Alger means hunter, a hunter who hunts for the family. ' But this is different from what Bruce said. Bruce said that Alger is a family member who can tolerate each other, not a tool. Bruce said that friends are loyal and trust each other. Bruce said that Alger means guardian, justice and hero. Alger looked at the dying criminal in his hands, and he retracted the cat's claws under Bruce's encouraging gaze. Bat: Think about what I taught you. Alger threw the person to the ground and said seriously to the criminal: I want to take your mother away. Bat:...... Roll up your sleeves. Great, let's make fun of Jason tonight. Afterwards, the enemy guest found their lost Yao Zi, and Yi Mi was just trying to pua Alger like before. Alger retorted seriously: Brother, what you said is wrong. Family members tolerate each other and are united. At the same time, Alger is using his invincible telekinesis ability to twist his family together. Alger smiled sweetly: It's like this unity now. Instructions for reading: 1. I like to see bats taking care of children. This bat can talk a lot. Alger has big problems in all aspects, and they will be corrected slowly by the bat. 2.，，，， There was no blackmail against the enemy Hakka. 3.，，， Purpose: Everyone has their own responsibilities, but you can always trust your family. Your family will protect you and share responsibilities for you. So when you are overwhelmed by responsibilities, try to pass some on to your family, and everything will be fine.