The unserious version:
Good news: You've been bound to the Dragon Proudheaven System! Just keep showing off and face-slapping people, and you'll reach the pinnacle of life and get a second life!
Bad news: Your original body died of organ failure. Without enough points, you'll drop dead.
Second piece of good news! The Dragon Proudheavens seem to love being your dogs!
Second piece of bad news: The Dragon Proudheavens love being your dogs.
Jiang Chubai: Don't panic. Watch me carry.
Various Dragon Proudheavens: It's fine, everything's under control!
The serious version:
Jiang Chubai was a famous invalid, the kind who coughed up blood with every step.
But he thought he could at least live to twenty-five.
However, the genetic disease he was born with was etched into his beautiful, fragile body. In his twenty-first year, Jiang Chubai died in the emergency room.
He thought it was all over. As a ghost, he sat beside his corpse and watched the aloof alien marshal embrace that body and lose his mind. He reached out, wanting to smooth down the strands of hair stuck to his neck. When his fingers passed through the corpse, he smiled in disgust...
"Ding! Major deviation detected in the worldline... Deviation level: 30%... 50%... 100%gagbh."
"Warning! Warning! Worldline deviation is irreversible! Emergency correction protocol starting! Screening target population... Locking on... Bound individual: Jiang Chubai!"
Before the ghost could enjoy the anguish on the face of the man holding his corpse, he watched as the world before him flickered like TV static, then collapsed and shattered.
The thing that had suddenly appeared and forcibly captured him called itself the "Dragon Proudheaven System."
It pitched itself like a pushy salesperson, all but forcing him to buy.
"So you're saying I have to suppress the protagonist by force while he's weak, ruthlessly humiliate the villain when he's down, and make every powerful person grovel at my feet... Is that what you mean?"
"That's exactly right, Host! Your stats are completely unlike those of any Host I've ever bound before, but you have a real talent for this!"
"Hmm... with this frail body of mine?" Jiang Chubai smiled.
Beneath the pale blue shadows of his lashes, the small mole at the corner of the sickly beauty's eye looked extraordinarily bewitching. His harmless human voice carried a hint of laughter as he gazed at the non-organic being making such easy promises.
"...Then I suppose I'll have to work hard, won't I?"
A new employee arrived in the mission worlds. The newcomer was a frail beauty, as delicate as a willow in the breeze, yet he always turned up in the most dangerous worlds.
The elegant immortal cultivator endured the torment of both immortal and demonic qi. Though his soul was on the verge of drifting away, he still raised his sword against the Gates of Heaven.
The aloof, flirtatious male insect suffered from a degenerative genetic disorder. His rank kept falling, yet he still launched a coup with an iron fist.
The greedy, arrogant omega had a severely damaged gland and constantly suffered the torment of desire, yet he became a black widow.
Is that enough?
Jiang Chubai felt the power ebb from his body like a retreating tide. Familiar weakness gently wrapped around him. The Dragon Proudheaven System fulfilled its promise to him...
"You're a healthy, ordinary person now." The non-organic being simulated excitement.
"Goodbye, Host. I hope you enjoy your new life."
But nobody had told him that his mission targets would come looking for him!
Held in their arms as he listened to their thick, filthy words of love, the fake Dragon Proudheaven only wanted to live an ordinary life.
"Let me stay at your feet and be one of your followers."
The murderous, mad-dog villain and the protagonist, who was no different from the villain, murmured to him.
"I'll take the crown of the mortal world for you, and bring you the authority of the gods."
"Use me as you would a tool, "
"My Lord."
Mainly from the top's perspective. The protagonist is a walking source of chaos, an ambitious careerist with arrows pointing at him from every direction, a genuinely sickly Dragon Proudheaven who takes an unconventional path.
A chaotic-good protagonist, a black-mud type with impeccable values.
Everything is under Jiang Jiang's control! (applause)
There will be dog-taming, but the method depends on the dog.
Theme: No matter what, let the light of life shine
Unable to bear the fact that it was just the first day of their acquaintance, Ge took advantage of Xiao being drunk to test Xiao Jiang and tried to test out her husband's current sense of immorality, blaming Xiao Jiang for being too charming.
In many novels, the marshals and generals had very bad attitudes at first, and they were forced to make sacrifices for survival. When those superior people fell in love, many protagonists seemed to have forgotten the torture and humiliation they had suffered before, and fell in love with them. Now that I think about it, this is the charm of wealth and the feeling of taming wild beasts. The big Jiang Jiang didn't indulge in it and worked hard for the survival of mankind. It feels so good.
Young City Lord, don't you know who Master Xiao Sui is? Jiang Jiang, this is a master-disciple double kill, hahaha
Xiao Sui: You interrupted me to ask the beauty her name!!!
Cat Fishing Secrets Part 1 Haha
A hymn to mankind's unyielding resistance
I love it so much, will there be a future? 😭
Rouse, will you come back? 🥺 🥺 🥺
The junior brothers and sisters have raised Xiao Jiang so rich, hahaha. The boy found the protagonist before me, so Meng has to work hard. By the way, will the relationship between Qi and Xiao remain the same?
The disgusting word refers to Zerg ^^