[ABO] 1,008 Ways for a Foolish Alpha to Find a Wife

Thinks he's hitting on someone, but is actually the one getting hit on. Every time, he hooks a clueless Alpha.

A mix of timid and bold, with an extraordinarily rich inner monologue

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Pretends to be aloof but is actually a flirt. You'll take the bait whether you want to or not.

Help: What do I do if the owner caught me wiping my nose with my roommate's blanket? Urgent!!!

(At this point, a paw sneaks the blanket under its owner's butt.)

Content warning: I've been told this has nothing going for it except the writing, QAQ.

Original title: "My Roommate, Whom I Can't Stand, Is in Heat"

Original blurb:

I want to ask Mom why a beta goes into heat.

Never mind, I'll post a question first: what should I do if my roommate is in heat?

Great, I forgot about the post, and took care of the important business too.

Case closed. You can't blame me for this. It's all my roommate's fault for playing dirty!

(At this point, a dopey Alpha tries hard to look innocent.)

Currently updating: "Serving Passersby a Taste of BE Aesthetics"

Coming soon: "Only Two HP from the Start. How Do I Survive to the Ending?"

Theme: Knowing where love begins, then loving with all your heart