
Has the Naughty Cat Been Up to Mischief Today?
坏猫今天作妖了吗
by A Faint Ray of Light (微微一束光)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 322k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
The main story is complete~ Thanks for meeting me, mwah mwah!
Tsundere, lively, mischievous bottom x gentle, doting, fatherly top]
Pre-release: Even If I Have a Crying Problem, I Still Want to Be a Top, a modern-day sweet romance~ Please add it to your favorites!
Official synopsis:
"You're awake? You kept muttering about exams and jobs, but we're just bad cats! Forget all that nonsense and get up. We've got humans to mess with!"
Fu Sheng regained consciousness. He heard meowing, but somehow understood what it meant.
He groggily opened his eyes and saw his own fluffy... paws?!
"Meow!" Fu Sheng yelped in fright.
Did I turn into a cat? Fu Sheng felt adrift. He couldn't remember much about his past, but he definitely hadn't been a cat. He was supposed to be a grown human who could hold up the sky!
"What's so great about being human? Humans spend every day doing pointless things. You're a purebred bad cat!" The unfamiliar cat in his head wouldn't stop yowling.
Fu Sheng slowly understood the situation. He had turned into a cat and somehow gotten bound to the Bad Cat System. Now he had to complete the tasks issued by the Bad Cat System. Only by becoming a proper bad kitty could he get a human body, and the System would also grant him one wish.
"Our slogan is: bad cats will rule the world!" the Bad Cat System yowled.
But for now, Fu Sheng needed to find someone to feed him long-term. He hid under a car and meowed in a high-pitched voice at a giant.
Cheng Xun, heading home after work: ?
After going to great lengths to get picked up, Fu Sheng ended up in the passenger seat of Cheng Xun's car.
Cheng Xun looked at the tiny kitten beside him and smiled. At last, I'm not a catless savage anymore.
Fu Sheng happily scampered around his new home on all four paws. Then he heard his owner Cheng Xun say helplessly, "I thought you were a quiet, timid cat. Turns out you're only brave in your own little den."
Fu Sheng immediately skidded to a halt. Human, you have no idea how charming a bad cat can be.
So Fu Sheng meowed in a sweet, high-pitched voice in front of people, but sang at the top of his lungs like a tractor in private. He acted weak and helpless in public, then raced around wrecking the house when no one was looking. He pretended to be innocent in front of people, then lorded it over everyone when they turned away...
The result? He got put in his place!
Cheng Xun picked up the sturdy little kitten, who was baring its teeth and yowling.
"Peanut, you naughty thing again." Cheng Xun sighed helplessly.
At the sound of his voice, Fu Sheng immediately behaved, meowing in a cute, high-pitched voice that could melt anyone's heart.
Cheng Xun softened and put him down, only for Fu Sheng to dash onto the table and knock over a cup.
Fu Sheng: Human! Tremble! Bad cats are going to rule the world!
"Be good, and I'll open a can for you." Cheng Xun opened a can of cat food and smiled gently at the kitten.
Fu Sheng immediately scampered over and buried his face in the can.
Human, this bad cat accepts your offering!
Reader's note
1. The cat's soul is human! A human becomes a cat, with the human soul in control, and the cat's body will have plenty of humanlike treatment. There is a lot of human-form content in the middle and later parts, but the cat form will always be there (!)
2. A cozy, healing little sweet romance, with a focus on everyday life~ Each chapter corresponds to one day!
3. The ending of each chapter is the cat's dream! A not-really-a-cliffhanger cliffhanger (nods). The story's proper alternate title is Xun Sheng, and its silly alternate title is The Big Shot Waits One Hundred Days for a Bad Cat.
4. I can't stop rambling (looks away). Warning: the author's notes include long bonus skits!!! If you feel uncomfortable while reading, run! I can't control my hands, they just keep writing QWQ Don't yell at me.
Pre-release: The Crybaby Puppy Wants to Be a Top
[Crybaby puppy top x aloof, fragile beauty bottom]
Wang Luo was a crybaby.
After a childhood kidnapping, he started overeating and grew into a gloomy, chubby boy whom everyone found annoying, thanks to his parents' excessive doting.
"You're fat and always crying. Disgusting."
The bullying at school happened day after day, and all he could do was curl up in a corner and let them torment him.
Until one day, a figure as radiant as white light entered his world.
The person had beautiful black hair, the ends resting just behind the ears, and an angelic face that blurred the lines between genders.
"Hey, can you stand up?"
The voice was clear and bright, and Wang Luo's tears burst forth at once. He knew he looked awful when he cried, but he couldn't stop.
The other person tossed him a handkerchief. "Remember to see a doctor."
From then on, Wang Luo became Jiang Yucheng's little shadow.
From third grade to sixth, over a thousand days and nights, those were the only years of his life that shone with light.
But on the first day of middle school, Jiang Yucheng disappeared.
He came like a breeze and left just as lightly.
Wang Luo couldn't remember how long he cried. They had no way to contact each other, and all he had were the memories of those three years he had stubbornly followed Jiang Yucheng.
Six years passed. Wang Luo grew tall and shed his childishness and excess weight, becoming a young man with sharp, cold features.
No one knew that late at night, he still hugged his tear-soaked pillow and turned that hazy memory over and over in his mind until his heart ached.
University life was just as dull. Wang Luo walked through the crowd without expression, until...
A white figure entered his field of vision.
His heart thundered before his mind could catch up. He pushed through the crowd and chased after them.
The person turned around. The black hair was still the same, and the gray eyes were cool and distant.
Plop. Tears fell uncontrollably.
"Crying again?" Jiang Yucheng chuckled, lightly lifting a finger. "Be good, little bunny."
Theme: Growth and the courage to be yourself
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"Sir, please go back to pick you up at night." This is a big bug for the author~ Yes, come back
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We are finally married, get the certificate quickly! I even moved the Civil Affairs Bureau here 🤩
We are finally married, get the certificate quickly! I even moved the Civil Affairs Bureau here 🤩