As a Human Radar, Will I Ever Find Myself in a Yuri Romance?

[This story is also known as, “How Could I Ship My Classmates? Absolutely Not! ...Well, Maybe?!”]

“Please go out with me!”

At her graduation ceremony, Miyanaga Sayuri is seeing off a senior when the senior confesses to her. That opens the door to a whole new world, and Sayuri becomes a yuri fan.

Hoping to forget her heartbreak and enjoy a perfect student life at her new high school, Sayuri is surprised to discover that the people around her are all a little strange.

Among other things, girls in her class sweetly feed each other lunch, upperclassmen and underclassmen in the sports clubs blush as they face each other, the homeroom teacher from the next class and the school nurse flirt in the infirmary, and sisters with no blood relation fall in love.

Just as Sayuri decides that she's the only normal person, she discovers that a blushing girl is confessing to her.

“N-No! My high school life wasn't supposed to be like this!”

And so, Sayuri's perfect high school life is ruined by yuri (or not).

Before you read, please note that this story contains the following:

1. A plot that goes wherever the author dreams up and writes next?!

“What do you mean, the last chapter was about the culture festival, and now the next one's about the sports festival? Did I transmigrate?” [Note: That won't happen.]

2. Sudden, completely inexplicable tearjerker scenes?!

“They were telling jokes about gods one second ago. How are they hugging and crying the next?” [Note: It won't be that much of a prank.]

3. Jokes from the author that make you blurt out, “What does that even mean?”

“Aieeeee! I've repeated this joke hundreds of times already. When can I finally switch to another one?” [Note: It depends on what memes the author has encountered while writing.]

4. Is it really okay to pad the word count with crossovers?!

“Why did my crossover turn into a deadly battle royale, while hers is about becoming a manager and training idols?” [Note: I-It's not just to pad the word count, hmph! (Blushes and turns away.)]

5. Why is the dice-rolling bit only ever at the end of a chapter?!

“(Couldn't think of a clever line, so I didn't write one.)” [Note: A dice-rolling segment, similar to an Anko story, was added to make things more dramatic.]

If you're okay with all the above, please start reading! [It's fine if you don't understand any of it, because the author doesn't know what they're writing either. They just want to write some silly nonsense (ehehe☆).]

Theme: Enjoy your youth and love life.