Wuxuanqing's Brainstorming Ideas: Archived and Preserved Draft Blurbs

I've enabled the email timestamping feature on Jinjiang, so whenever a new idea comes to me, I'll post the blurb and setup here first.

I'll buy myself two brains and patch them in later. (I keep crashing.)

Contains plenty of snark, melodrama, chuunibyou, and occasional bouts of craziness that are just me letting loose. (Please ignore them.)

Be sure to read the [Reader's Guide] at the very bottom of the blurb first.

Feel free to comment on any upcoming-story blurbs that interest you (●v●)

Theme: Congratulations, you'll be the first person in the world to see this story!