What Should I Do If I Turn into a Cockroach?

Who could possibly not love twin tails?

As a textbook scumbag, Fang Hanyu loved one thing most of all: conning beautiful women with twin tails.

He had a few principles. First, he would never spend the money he conned on himself. Second, he would never hurt anyone.

One day, after doing countless bad deeds, he broke his own vow and turned into a twin-tailed beauty himself.

Unfortunately, he was a Guangdong twin-tail.

Fortunately, he was an innocent Northerner.

After his benefactor went missing, Gu Xingyu decided to head south for work.

But the world was always harsher than school.

Luckily, at home he would sometimes spot a tiny twin-tailed creature appearing outside a cup or behind the television, quietly keeping him company.

His happy life went on for a long time.

Until one day, he installed a security camera at home.

After catching his "missing" benefactor, who had actually been living with him all along in the guise of a mysterious twin-tailed creature...

Gu Xingyu: Fang Hanyu, how are you going to pay me back for all this?

Fang Hanyu: How about paying off this debt of love with your body?

Gu Xingyu stayed calm and unhurried, took off his clothes, and prepared to do something indescribable.

Fang Hanyu was secretly delighted. Just wait till I transform into a flying mantis and give this kid the surprise of his life.

[Ding! New text message received]

[Fang Hanmu: Bro, the issue with your clone has been resolved. You don't have to transform anymore.]

Fang Hanyu: Damn, there's a traitor among us. How about we talk about this another time? Next time for sure, next time for sure.

Gu Xingyu: That's fine. We can talk about next time next time. For now, let's collect a little interest.

A cool on the outside, goofy on the inside, self-professed ordinary immortal receiver: "What? I really am an immortal?"

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A sunny puppy who turns into a dark pursuer with some very indecent intentions: "So annoying. I need to find a way to fuck him hard."

"We'll definitely meet again."

"Even if it's as a Guangdong twin-tail!"

Theme: Be a good person. At least, don't be too bad