[Football] The Lazy Midfielder's Theory

Xu Yu originally wanted to be a backup goalkeeper, so he could collect his salary while slacking off.

But one day, Wenger, desperate for options, put him in as a midfielder for a match...

And then everything went wrong.

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"What's our motto?"

"If you can lie down, lie down. If you can skip training, skip training. = ="

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How to Fry a Salted Fish?

Wenger strokes his zipper and replies, "You need to fry a salted fish on both sides. Promise him he'll be rotated out next match, promise he can sleep in on his day off, promise to get him a new partner next season, and promise to buy him a good striker."

"Of course," he says with a smile, "you have to create the illusion that every other team is struggling, so the salted fish won't think about transferring."

Xu Yu: = =

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Tips:

1. The male lead is a salted fish from beginning to end, though his attitude toward football gradually changes.

2. Club: Arsenal - ? [To be revised, the Gunners stay]

3. No heartthrob tag, no one-sided romance or romance plot.

4. No national team content =v=

5. Other details may be revised.

Theme: Even a salted fish can play football!