Xie Jin lost his father at a young age, and his talent was merely average. Before his mother died, she told him, "Our family has many enemies. We don't expect you to avenge us. Just stay alive."
But vengeance was still necessary. Ten years wasn't too late, nor was a hundred years, or even a thousand!
So he spent his whole life being cautious, quietly cultivating. At last, in his eight-thousandth year, after outliving countless powerful figures, he finally... had no enemies left.
He had barely settled into the position of the cultivation world's strongest when a flash of white light sent him back eight thousand years.
Xie Jinwei: ...?
Though he had no idea what was going on, he still cautiously and secretly cultivated. Thanks to the memories of his previous life, this time he needed fewer than five thousand years to reach the summit again. After killing the few enemies he had left, a flash of white light sent him back.
To four thousand years ago.
Xie Jinwei: ...
After cursing the Heavenly Dao, suspecting other people, and reflecting on himself, he finally figured it out. There was an outsider with the ability to reload a save. Every time this person failed a mission, he reloaded, making the entire world start over with him.
After an unknown number of reloads, Xie Jinwei couldn't take it anymore. Cautious and careful, my ass! He grabbed his sword, kicked open the door of the otherworldly visitor's home, and...
Fu Ji was a transmigrator. His dream was to become one of those overpowered main characters from male-oriented web novels, but he was bound to an online danmei harem System that required him to win over certain male characters and become the cultivation world's most beautiful man.
Since he wasn't good at the job, he had to reload over and over. Then, after one reload, a powerful figure from the later stages of the cultivation world showed up at his door, pinned him to the ground, and pressed a three-foot sword to his neck, demanding coldly, "What exactly are you trying to do?"
Fu Ji trembled. "Date a few people and earn the title of the most beautiful man under heaven."
The powerful figure and Fu Ji both fell silent. Not long afterward, the powerful figure dragged all his mission targets over, held a sword to their necks, and forced them to consummate with him. That night, the title of the most beautiful man under heaven was forcibly taken from its former holder.
Fu Ji, suddenly enlightened: "So this is what it feels like to have a powerful backer. Brilliant!"
As they spent time together, Fu Ji realized that he had developed improper feelings for Xie Jinwei. Then, while drunk, he took liberties with him. To avoid being hunted down, he reloaded once.
A few days later, Xie Jinwei still hadn't come after him, so Fu Ji decided to take the initiative and confess his feelings. Then he reloaded again.
At last, on his third reload, Xie Jinwei descended from the sky and stomped him into the ground, his voice dark and furious as he said:
"This is the third time in a row I've been struck by a tribulation lightning bolt. What mission of yours have you still not completed?!"
Fu Ji: "Ahem, well, this time the mission target is you."
Xie Jinwei smacked him on the head and cursed. "That's it? When do you want to hold the bond-forming ceremony?"
Fu Ji: "Huh?"
Hot-tempered, unhinged, and the strongest in the world bottom x not-so-bright, loyal-dog top
Also known as: "Do You Even Know How to Reload?", "If You're Bad at It, Practice More", "If That Doesn't Work, Spend Some Money", "For God's Sake, If You Can't Do It, Let Me Handle It"
Blurb: Screenshotted on November 18, 2024
Theme: Love and peace