Recommended next read: My Childhood Friend Has More Going for Him Than the Online Bodhisattva [ABO]
Steady, cool top x cute, horny bottom
Also known as The Damn Shortcut
Everyone knows that nine-tailed cats are naturally sly and cunning. Their appearance in the mortal world is an ill omen, and they will bring disaster upon all living beings.
After observing her for a while, the cultivation sects discovered that Mao You was a useless little slacker who never did anything worthwhile: no one knew how strong she was, and she was completely illiterate. She was terrible at studying and a champion troublemaker. Human body, cat head, nose pointed skyward. All she liked to do was chase birds and... flirt with men.
Mao You: Slander! You're smearing my good name! I love studying! I just can't understand classical Chinese or traditional characters!! I went through eighteen years of education, so how could I be illiterate? Being a cat is hard! And I wasn't flirting with that man! He forced me to make trouble! Are you all blind? Can't you see he's so evil he's practically black?
After the cultivation sects treated that man like an honored guest, Mao You knew there was nowhere she could turn for help. If he was going to force her into trouble and put her life on the line, she might as well switch sides.
Later, after the nine-tailed cat and that man had thoroughly outmaneuvered the cultivation sects, they finally understood that the prophecy had told no lies. The nine-tailed cat wasn't just black from head to toe, she was black-hearted, too! A master of verbal sparring who never admitted defeat, she shoved toads into the mouths of anyone she couldn't beat in an argument. And the man she was flirting with was no good either: he sowed discord, wiped out the sects, and fanned the flames of conflict between demon beasts and cultivators...
The man, Dan Chengchu, merely chuckled when he heard this. He didn't know whether the nine-tailed cat had brought disaster upon all living beings, but he was sure she'd brought plenty of trouble to him. She disturbed his peace in the middle of the night, squeezing through doors and climbing through windows. When she was upset, she needed to be petted and comforted. When she cried, he had to offer his arm as a pillow. When she caused trouble, she'd lie flat, expose her belly, and meow, meow, meow, all while still biting people and wrecking the house. If he didn't give in, she'd howl all night. She couldn't read the room to save her life.
Dan Chengchu watched the capable destroyer he'd raised lie in a flowerpot, hugging her tail and licking it. After she crushed yet another potted plant, she turned into a young man and lay aggrieved across his back. She was clearly a useless little thing with nothing in her head. Thinking of his thousand-year plan, his vision went dark.
Evil mastermind top x cat bottom who wrecked 101 potted plants and the Demon Lord
Reader Advisory
1. The top really does bad things.
2. Sweet romance.
3. Complete, fully written in advance.
4. The romance is not very apparent in the early chapters.
Recommended completed novels: Don't Expect Me to Suffer in This Life and Omega Only Knows How to Cry
Recommended next ongoing read: My Childhood Friend Has More Going for Him Than the Online Bodhisattva [ABO]
Everyone who meets Chu Yi praises him as sweet and adorable. Only Fu Yuanxin knows that Chu Yi is a little devil.
Chu Yi as a kindergartener:
The Demon Consort and the Tyrant
Don't Expect Me to Suffer in This Life
What If I Called You Hubby?
Omega Only Knows How to Cry
The Days I Spent Undercover Beside the Villain
My Natural Enemy Is Too Ferocious
Who Isn't a Darling Omega?
The Younger Boyfriend
Tomb Raiding: No Taboos
Drowning in the Entertainment Industry
The Empress Dowager Is a Man
Bad Man
Will there be extra stories for the teacher? You can also pay for it. I really like the story of the teacher. I can't get enough of it. Www
[Orange Candy] Got it So cute, I'm tempted 😏
The kitten never forgets its original intention, the cat is nice, and he said in advance that there will be no misunderstanding, and is very kind.
The first sentence of his resurrection from the dead is so sad. Just a kid who just went to college
Oh my god. The kitten really must go back.
Ah, ah, is it he? Right, right? 😭
I'm a little confused. When did they confirm their relationship? I thought it was just a confession.
The big cat is so cute when you take a sip.
Isn't it a nine-tailed cat? Why does it have 6 tails 😩
After looking back, I still feel that the reading experience before the flood was better. I would often be looked at by the handsome egg and bleed by the adorable cat. Before the love line developed, I loved watching him do bad things. I loved watching him do bad things. Is it okay to say that? [Gotou] Even though the text said he would do bad things, I just blindly labeled him as "this person must have his own difficulties." If he is bad, then someone else must be worse. It's even more fun after the love story sprouts. I have to say that the sexual tension of picking up lovesickness and writing a strong attack is really amazing. The three novels I have read all show their extraordinary charm in this aspect. I will catch the author who can grasp the charm of this year and give me a kiss 😚 Then you say that the protagonist stands aside and does nothing. In fact, many times I feel that the protagonist interferes too much, and I really want to screw him. The Crane Demon devotes all his clan's strength to revenge, even if he has committed a crime; and the protagonist has not killed all the "flood ghosts" who trampled on so many families in the mortal world, which is interesting enough. However, I still have to say that 🐶 The little naughty point between the protagonists "God Believers" seems not to be well implanted. I don't know what the problem is, because every time the kitten talks about God Believers or something, I will feel a little awkward inexplicably. I don't know why, it may be my personal reason. But anyway, I've finished watching it. Can there be a modern daily extra (fly rubbing hands)? I'm really looking forward to the modern egg boss, long hair, suit, etc... (Nonsense) Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 😚 😚 😚 😚