(I'll save this for now. I accidentally made the worldbuilding way too big.)
The universally adored Lord God Wen Sheng X the wickedly alluring priest Mu Chengya
Wen Sheng just couldn't accept that the world he'd lived in all this time was nothing but a fantasy. A truck had crushed him into a pulp, but when his soul floated up into the sky, all he could see on the ground was a pixelated blur.
A mechanical voice rang out in his mind.
[Congratulations, you have entered Eden.]
Wen Sheng: First, I don't want to die. Second, even if I do, I don't want to go with you. And finally, have your pyramid schemes expanded all the way to the underworld?
The mechanical voice paused for a second.
[There, there. Let's not live anymore.]
[Welcome to "Eve's Garden." Here, you will become a "god" created by our own hands!]
[Please don't call them NPCs. They are your most loyal children.]
Wen Sheng: Pyramid schemes are terrifying these days.
The palaces of "Eve's Garden" were lavish and splendid. Unfortunately, Wen Sheng lived in the slums. Who on earth gets sabotaged by their teammates into a negative score in their very first instance?
He might be poor, but with a face personally sculpted and painted by Mu Chengya, all he had to do was stand there and the livestream chat would flood with comments.
[Lord Laiser is seriously so handsome! No wonder I bet on him as the BOSS.]
[I just saw the trending topic. Fu Chengya went to the Eden forum to read fanfic about those two, and couldn't resist giving it a like.]
[The hapless Lord God and the pathetic priest. I knew he was totally in love with him.]
Mu Chengya: What should we do? Want to fall in love?
Wen Sheng: If I had a face as thick as yours, I'd be satisfied even if you died.
[You are about to enter an instance. All players, please get ready.]
Theme: Reject the tricks of pyramid schemes
