[Starting May 26, 2025, the story will go on a reverse-chronological paywall from Chapter 22. If you've already read it, please take note~ Thank you for your support and company. Your support is what keeps me writing.]
[Busy with real life, no chapters banked, updates whenever possible]
[Being revised]
Xue Jianyuan is a half-breed vampire unlike any in history, hiding among humans. He loves tomatoes, doesn't drink blood, and is an ordinary, law-abiding citizen of Mihua.
But all that went out the window when he met a little cake named Bourbon... I mean, a human. What vampire could resist a sweet, delicious chocolate honey cake?
So now he has just one problem:
How can he bite Bourbon without making him hold a grudge?
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Xue Jianyuan: Smells so good, smells so good, smells so good. Can't bite him, can't bite him, can't bite him.
Bourbon silently clenches his fists, one hand covering the bite marks all over his neck.
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Xue Jian, wearing a gas mask: Hello, Bourbon. I've caught a cold lately, so wearing a mask to keep from spreading it is perfectly normal, haha.
Jiang Gu Ling: ...A muzzle?
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Xue Jian: I'm starving to death... Anyway, I'd better run first.
Jiang Gu Ling grabs the vampire by the scruff of the neck and hauls him back, then forcibly presses his wrist to Xue Jian's lips. "If you don't want to lose control, open your mouth."
Bourbon knows his lover is hiding a secret.
Every month, he mysteriously disappears for five days. His canine teeth are sharper than an ordinary person's, he always tells Bourbon how good he smells whenever they meet, and Bourbon once caught a glimpse of his crimson left eye.
He shouldn't pry, but he can't help being curious.
If this person really is a vampire...
He presses his fingertip against the sharp fang. Even when it pierces his skin and a bead of blood appears, he doesn't pull away.
"You can live off me if you want."
Content warnings:
1. Pairing is Toko, happy ending. There are rivalries without romantic feelings, but only the two leads develop love-brain over the course of the story. Everyone else has purely platonic relationships.
2. The entire police academy group survives.
3. Lots of headcanons and canon divergence. Shuichi is a werewolf, Hiro is a hunter, and there might be a game of Werewolf (just kidding).
4. This story is bittersweet, with some twisted elements and lots of the author's favorite bad jokes ().
5. The author is a delicate little shark. No need to let me know if you drop the story.
A preview of an upcoming story: a stalker-type subordinate x a self-serving, jaded Rei. Please enjoy (serves dinner).
Asano is a Public Security officer, working under Jiang Gu Ling.
But his real identity is that of a stalker, disguised as a subordinate.
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Jiang Gu Ling: I'll leave this outfit to you this time.
Asano: Of course.
As soon as he turns away, Asano puts every piece of clothing Mr. Jiang doesn't want into the basement.
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Asano: Why has Mr. Jiang gotten himself covered in injuries again...? (bandages him) But he looks so handsome battered like this. I'll take a photo and print it out to hang on the wall.
Jiang Gu Ling: (zzz)
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Jiang Gu Ling: I made too much food this time. It'd be a waste not to eat it, so you can have it. (hands it over) ...Wait, don't cry! Don't lick the bowl either. I'll make more later!
Asano: QAQ (licks the bowl while crying)
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This diligent man, devoted to his lover, his country, and his boss, has no idea that his subordinate keeps a diary of his daily schedule and collects all his belongings in the basement.
Under the guise of being a subordinate, Asano installed a tracker and a listening device on his boss's phone, and provides timely help whenever Jiang Gu Ling finds himself in danger.
"Asano is my most important right-hand man."
One day, the boss who said this opened the door to the basement.
Don't hate me.
Asano looks up, expecting to be reported and sent to prison. But instead of seeing disgust in his boss's eyes, he sees an even sweeter smile than ever.
"So that's how Asano feels. I thought you'd found out your identity was under suspicion."
"Why didn't you tell me sooner?"
He lightly kisses Asano on the forehead. "A good boy who's done such a great job deserves a reward."
Theme: With a forgiving heart, the world becomes a better place.
No, I haven't seen you for a long time. What's going on now? Was it just finished so hastily? Or should we stop the main text first and insert the if line and extra? And it hasn't been updated for so long. Is it stuck or stuck? I don't dare to buy it [changed]
I always feel that celery will appear in the sunroom in the future.
So pitiful, another day of being coaxed by a cat.
Although it feels like something is wrong, there doesn't seem to be any big problem? (Is the honey trap also useful to readers?) Zero has entered the research institute. Will the little vampire grow celery for him in the sunroom in the future? 😂
I don't know what I'm doing. Generally speaking, the extras are not written at the end. The main text here is not finished yet and the if line is uploaded. I didn't want to say before that I thought there would be an update. At worst, I will buy the if line and read it in the end. It turns out that from August to now, it is almost November and there is nothing. If I don't write it, can I get a refund for the book coins?
How do I move this to a side story? 😭 It feels so uncomfortable to be stuck in the middle of the text.
Two bad cats, Xiu Yiji is so miserable... By the way, if Xiu Yiji is really seriously injured, the bat cat will also be stressed, absolutely
Wow, I just got rid of the imprint, and I'm suspected of being addicted to sex. I almost feel sorry for you. It's not easy to fall in love 🐶
Touko feels like she likes her but not that much. She feels a little sincere but not too much. Maybe it's because Touko doesn't dare to express all her sincerity before confirming the positions of both parties. I hope there won't be a crematorium and the young couple will be sweet.
So, it's a script where the two of them don't know that the person they are seducing is the same person? You can do some extra 🐶