Please Become a Spirit Right Now

In a place called Seaweed City, animals transform into humans and become entangled in love and hate just like people... These are stories about some very specific kinks.

1. The Big Bad Wolf and the Little White Rabbit: A flirtatious, amorous gentleman thief of a wolf x an upright, self-disciplined CEO of a little white rabbit

Who doesn't love a soft, sweet little bunny? The Big Bad Wolf does.

The rabbit won't agree to be with the wolf?

Just kiss him by force. It's not like the rabbit is strong enough to stop him.

2. Taming the Hound: An emotionally stable, mean-spirited owner x a low-class, clingy, wicked little dog

How fun to turn a killer into a pet.

A low-class little dog needs slaps and punches to break his bad habits.

If you take in a puppy, you have to take responsibility for him. Abandoning him will make him impossible to comfort. (The final chapter is gbg.)

3. The White Tiger in the Mountain: A gentle, deceptively dark doctor x white tiger brothers (historical)

Who says a life debt must be repaid by marrying the person who saved you?

People who share the same suffering won't necessarily save each other.

She was kind to begin with. It was the white tiger who insisted on cutting open her heart to see how much room he occupied in it.

4. Even Kangaroos Fear a Kung Fu Master: A kind, confident, long-suffering worker x a timid, introverted kangaroo who constantly puts himself down

A fish butcher's heart is cold as iron, but even she can soften when she sees the kangaroo she beat so badly.

The outcome of a fixed match will decide whether the kangaroo lives or dies, and she can't stand by and do nothing.

She saves him, only to discover that he is caught up in an underground trafficking ring.

5. The Hero and the Tentacle Monster: A cold, obsessive-compulsive octopus with a strong woman x an insecure, socially anxious manga artist starved for affection

How do contract lovers become a real couple?

Tentacles, go!

But you can't put them there!

6. The Silver Python: A sickly, obsessive python who doesn't understand love with a strong woman x a vicious, arrogant scumbag incapable of love

That day, he lost the person he loved most, but then he met a giant snake that opened its mouth and called him "husband."

The snake coiled tightly around him, weaving a net of love from the affection she professed.

He had to escape this love. He had to get away at all costs.

7. The Buff Orange Cat: A rebellious, withdrawn lonely girl x a quiet, good-tempered buff orange tomcat

It was raining the day she found him. Back then, he was just a little kitty. Later, he became Sang Biao.

The kitten didn't understand his owner's troubles. He only knew how to gobble up canned food, until his owner was bullied and he began his transformation into a tough guy.

Who will win, the childhood friend or the newcomer?

8. Where the Fox Dies, It Turns Its Head Toward Its Hill I: A domineering, cold-hearted ruler x a clever, unyielding hostage (historical)

Because of his hatred, he was dragged through the streets and humiliated. But as filth and cudgels rained down, the person who had ordered it came and rescued him himself.

Confined in the deep palace, he had no choice but to offer advice and flatter his enemy. In the end, it won him no freedom, only a seal on his waist that could never be washed away.

When his enemy was forced from the throne, a once-in-a-thousand-years chance to escape presented itself. Yet his enemy entrusted the heir to him.

9. Where the Fox Dies, It Turns Its Head Toward Its Hill II: A cold, self-loathing eunuch adoptive father with a strong woman x an innocent, dark-minded white fox girl (historical)

At seventeen, he fled on a journey to avoid an arranged marriage and rescued a girl who became his adopted daughter.

At nineteen, he returned home, was arrested, and suffered castration. From then on, he was incomplete.

At twenty-six, he faced the little fox, her face covered in blood, and listened in horror as she confessed her love.

Reading guide:

- Please don't impose a modern setting.

- No magic or transformation logic is involved.

- Please don't assume the protagonists are all morally upright.

I'm preparing to start a pure strong-woman-with-strong-man anthology, Putting Your Soul Back Together. Not all the blurbs for the stories are included.

Rescuing a Fallen Beauty: Immortal x male courtesan

As a male courtesan, Muxing should have accepted his fate. But when he was at his most wretched, she saved him. He thought they would never meet again, but she told him she had come for him.

On auction night, she bought him and hung a silver token around his neck that marked him as hers alone. He knew he shouldn't fall for her, but an inexplicable impulse made him offer himself to her, even hoping she would leave her mark on him.

Rainy nights, brothels, ruined temples: every tender moment made his heart lose control. He wanted to take a chance, but never imagined she was an immortal roaming the mortal world. Still less did he expect that he was only a stand-in.

Stop My Master from Falling into Demonic Corruption: Master x disciple

The Heavenly Dao gave Yuchen a chance to be reborn and save his master from falling into demonic corruption. From then on, his only thought was to protect his master.

He personally taught him magic, cared about his feelings, prepared gifts, took him to see fireworks in the mortal world, and even lost an arm for him. Only then did he realize that his master had been protecting him all along, and his heart went astray.

He thought he had kept himself under control, but the poison of demonic desire tore open his ugly lust. He thought his master would despise him, but not only did his master accept his feelings, he even ventured alone into the demon realm to save him.

Opening the Coffin: Sacrifice x executioner

Meng Jilan went underground in search of clues about the legend of an immortal, but encountered a strange tomb raider. After they inexplicably fought, he learned that she was a descendant of his ancestor's disciple.

To find the immortal in the coffin, he was lured to her hometown. In that eerie village, he unexpectedly learned that she had survived from a hundred years ago, and that the massacre of the village back then was connected to his ancestor.

Call it guilt or affection, after being forced to return home, he resolutely fled on his wedding night to accompany her into his ancestor's underground palace. Then he entered his ancestor's memories, where he saw... her.

The Bride in the Sword: Sword spirit x master

She was sacrificed to become a sword spirit because of her sword-born physique. She recognized Qu Huaili as her master and made him her home, but never imagined that beneath his appearance as a righteous gentleman, he was a hypocrite and a scoundrel.

Whether she became a sword spirit or an evil spirit depended on a single thought. She grew twisted, frenzied, and mad. She wanted to drag Qu Huaili into demonic corruption with her and create a unique monster that belonged to them alone.

He controlled her with a blood pact, so she would use deceit, coercion, and control to destroy his Dao heart. But she never imagined that the reason she could wield Qu Huaili's power was not the blood pact, but that they shared the same origin.

Theme: Love yourself, even when you love fluffy things.