The RPG Player Only Wants a Perfect Clear

You are a seasoned open-world adventure game player.

To you, the story can be ignored, but every quest reward must be claimed.

No NPC can stand in the way of your getting stronger.

No map can hinder your exploration.

Your goal is an inventory of 999+. Your future is max level, with every collectible, crafting recipe, cooking recipe, mount, piece of furniture, and outfit in the game

One day, as you set out to become the strongest player, you receive a game console from a raffle, along with a stack of game cards with bizarre titles:

"Hunter! Where's Dad?"

"City of Curses: Deathmatch at the Terrifying Technical College"

"Leaf Village Trouble-Maker Simulator"

"Witcher: The Grand Line Edition"

"Beika Legends~The Ultimate Part-Timer Arrives!"

Congratulations! Your game library has received an unprecedented update.

You rub your hands together, eager to jump in, and swear you'll carve out your own world in these new games!

Now then

[GAME START]

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[World One]

The player enters the beginner map [Whale Island], lands a critical hit on NPC Kite with [Are you going to look for your dad with me too?], and gets blacklisted;

The player enters the trial map [Heaven's Arena], barges into NPC Hisoka's room and exploits a bug by running back and forth over the magician's naked body, then gets hunted all night;

The player enters the intermediate map [Hunter Exam Venue], mistakes the Nen needles in NPC Gittarackur's head for lootable weapons, exposing someone's disguise and becoming the firstborn son of an assassin family’s only free hit list target in his entire life.

The player enters the advanced map [Yorknew City], stumbles into the Phantom Troupe's crime scene and sweeps up all the loot faster than they can, leaving the Spiders empty-handed and earning a place on their hit list, second only to the Chain User.

[World Two]

The player enters the new map [Tokyo Jujutsu High] and picks up a strange finger x1 (edible, greatly increases cursed energy, with mild side effects).

The player finely chops the finger into minced meat, cooks it in rich broth to remove the excess toxins, and makes delicious cursed-energy dumplings xN with no side effects.

The player attends the welcome party and shares the dumplings in their inventory. The next day, they are sentenced to death as an "evil curse user."

The player protests: Damn it, the dumplings aren't poisonous! They even increase your stats!

The Jujutsu High crowd: Urgh... Who would eat thousand-year-old corpse wax?

[World Three]

The player enters the new map [Land of Fire] and starts a day in the life of a Leaf Village troublemaker.

First thing in the morning, they go pick on the mischievous Nine-Tails orphan, pinching his cheeks and asking why he has whiskers but no fox tail.

At noon, they move on to torment the little Hyuga siblings from one of the village's elite clans, squeezing them until their Byakugan bulge and their escape speed increases by N times.

In the afternoon, they bully the Uchiha orphan at the village entrance, goading the sour-faced cool kid into spitting Great Fireballs at them, supposedly as special training.

The evening schedule is even more packed: harass the white-haired guy in the mask, pick on the pink-haired girl with the broad forehead, and even cross the village in the middle of the night to taunt the red-haired emo kid next door who carries a gourd...

But when the player reaches the end-of-game results screen, they discover in horror: Noooo, why has their friendship score maxed out? The player's [Leaf Village's Worst Troublemaker] title is about to be taken away!

[World Four]

The player enters the [Grand Line] map. The main quest is to become an excellent witcher and defeat every hero in the world who has a Devil Fruit.

The player picks up a wanted poster and discovers a shortcut to more efficient completion:

Sure, the Pirate King Roger is dead, but the rest are still alive, right? Why not challenge them all, starting with the highest bounties?

So the player joins the Navy as an unknown foot soldier and embarks on the great undertaking of challenging the Four Emperors and Seven Warlords one after another, successfully making their name known across all the seas.

After the Summit War, the player looks at the three admirals lying neatly on the ground and breaks into a cold sweat:

Oh no, I got... got too carried away and took out my comrades as challenge targets too. What do I do?

[World Five]

The player enters the high-risk map [Beika City] and begins life as the ultimate part-timer.

The player works nine to five. The player rises early and stays up late. The player competes with their golden-haired, dark-skinned male boss in a no-holds-barred workaholic contest to rack up achievements.

The Black Organization, Public Security, the FBI... The player holds several jobs and takes on missions like crazy, not caring if they conflict with one another.

As the player grinds away, they unknowingly become a pillar of every major organization and the boss's favorite employee.

But the best people always get ostracized.

The jealous coworkers all raise their cold guns at the player

Hey, hey, don't make life hard for a fellow wage slave, okay?

#The Fourth Calamity fears nothing#

#Anyone who gets in the player's way can go die#

#Romance only slows down the player's sword-drawing speed#

Reader's notes:

1. Second-person narration. The player is chaotic evil, has little sense of morality, and the story has a slight Mary Sue and villainess slant.

2. Lots of routes. The player is a natural-born master of seduction, and the only thing they truly love is gaming.

Theme: Have fun playing games.