Human, You Can Pet the Kitten!

[Sweet fluffy romance, third-person narration]

[Dad-like tavern owner seme x Adorable cat demon uke] [Size difference]

I'm a cat demon from Cat Mountain. My daily routine is sharpening my claws, eating, and sunbathing.

Biao is my nemesis. He laughs at me for being a useless, stupid cat who has grown up without even catching a mouse.

I was furious. I rolled down the mountain, all fluffy, planning to kidnap a human and make all the cat demons look at me with new respect.

I found a human at the foot of the mountain. He's a bit stupid and can't understand cat speech. He meows at me all day long.

I found him a little annoying, but every time he came back from hunting, he brought me a different kind of crispy biscuit.

It seemed like he was trying to win me over. I had no choice but to reluctantly take him on as my underling.

I swear it's not because I'm greedy. It's only because I'm an incredibly clever cat.

It's so cold, so every night I crawl into the human's bed to warm up his territory.

He never sharpens his claws. Maybe no cat ever taught him.

That's okay. I'll demonstrate: Look! Just stretch out your paw like this

The cat got a scolding, but the cat wasn't convinced. The cat would do it again next time.

Later, I learned how to take human form and wanted to surprise my human...

Oh no, Great Cat God, I think I startled him!!!

I told him I was a cat demon, and the mightiest cat demon on Cat Mountain. He didn't believe me. He said the mightiest cats could read and write. Could I?

I knew he was stupid, so I couldn't bear to point out that he didn't even know how to speak cat.

I studied human speech all night. Hard work pays off, even for a cat, and soon I learned Chinese characters.

While he was asleep, I stole the little glowing rectangle and recognized the words on it: Can humans kiss kittens?

He's really stupid.

He never even thought to ask me about cats.

I shook him awake, eager to prove just how clever I was.

"Human, you can kiss the kitty!!"

Reader's Guide

1. Both leads are sexually inexperienced. One-on-one romance. Happy ending.

2. Sweet and fluffy. The uke can turn into a human.

3. The uke isn't stupid, he just has no common sense.

Screenshot taken on December 18, 2024

Theme: Even in adversity, have the courage to face difficulties and keep moving forward!