After Becoming a Groundhog, I Married My Nemesis Before Falling in Love

I've temporarily stopped updating because my writing isn't good enough yet. Once my skills have reached perfection, I'll come back and start over from scratch.

All the chapters currently posted are unedited. Don't click!!!

--Here's the new blurb for now. If you like it, you can add it to your collection first~

Short blurb:

Xin Chu wakes up one day and discovers he's transmigrated into a groundhog, while his nemesis has transmigrated into a prince.

Xin Chu refuses to accept this and resolves to fight his way back up.

His nemesis offers a good suggestion: Marry me, and I'll get you out of the groundhog class.

Xin Chu is furious. Who are you insulting?

A week later, the grandest royal wedding on record in all the stars begins.

Everyone expects the new prince's spouse to be a gentle, elegant person, delicate and soft, and a model of virtue.

Instead, the spouse is burly, laughs heartily, and doesn't even blink when killing his own kind.

The public: What the hell, this is a disaster.

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Main job: kill monsters. Side job: eat monsters.

Long-winded blurb:

The high-level warrior Xin Chu has transmigrated a thousand years into the future.

In 3455 AD, after a thousand years of struggle and staggering sacrifices, humanity wiped out the zombies and left Earth. The surviving life forms have all mutated into humanoids, ranked into different classes according to their power.

The lowest-ranked have no memories of their own. Their only purpose is to burn themselves up and provide energy to the Empire.

When Xin Chu transmigrates, he's naked and hanging from an assembly line, headed for his predetermined death like a piglet.

In a panic, he opens his mouth to call for help. What comes out is a groundhog's shriek.

Xin Chu is stunned.

What does this mean? He's not human?

His shrieking attracts the attention of the royals who have come to inspect the facility.

The royals charge over to see the shrieking groundhog, while Xin Chu, still dangling upside down, curiously watches this group of strangely shaped people.

...Wait, why does the prince at the front look so much like his nemesis from before he transmigrated?

He tries to call out to the man who might be his nemesis.

But the moment he opens his mouth, another groundhog shriek comes out:

Zhou Lanche, I'm your dad

But the prince understands him, his mouth falling into an O.

The next second, Prince Lanche points at Lin Chi, and a few gilded words appear in midair: I want to marry this man.

Xin Chu's mouth falls into an O, too.

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Ever since all life on Earth mutated, people, animals, and plants have become things that are neither human nor animal nor plant. The Empire has enacted a series of wildlife protection laws to protect intelligent, high-ranking life forms, causing the quality of food across the world to plummet.

A normal person like Xin Chu, who gets miserable if he goes a day without meat, really can't take it. Then he discovers that the so-called contaminants in this world are actually de-evolved animals.

He rescues a chicken from a warrior. "Hands off the chicken!"

The angry chicken turns around and eats his head.

With a sigh, Xin Chu grows another head, grabs the chicken, and says, "Little cutie, look at the mess you've made. Now I have no choice but to eat you."

The chicken-people, descended from chickens, furiously resist Xin Chu's brutality. With an innocent look, Xin Chu unleashes an angry chicken to eat the heads off several of them.

He gives them a wicked smile. "See? Humans don't bother chickens, but chickens come and eat humans. You should learn to identify with humans, not chickens."

A row of gilded Chinese characters appears out of nowhere in front of the expressionless Lanche in the main hall: My husband is so awesome OVO

Xin Chu's mouth twitches. Gritting his teeth, he says in Chinese, "Don't gross me out."

The chicken-people don't understand him and look confused.

Xin Chu puts on a delicate act. "I'm thanking my husband. Right, dear?"

Lanche smiles mysteriously.

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Later, war breaks out across the Empire. Xin Chu is drafted into the special advance team as a cook, and somehow ends up as its captain!

He confronts the old general who arranged the deployment. "What do you mean by this?"

The old general shrugs. "According to our investigation, you've killed more contaminants than anyone else in the universe."

Xin Chu is speechless. What did he do wrong by building his restaurant into a successful business?! What did he do wrong?!

Later still, a junior on the team cautiously asks him, "Aren't you afraid God will punish you for eating contaminants?"

Xin Chu laughs. "You tell me!"

God has no fixed form. I am God.

#The contaminants' strictest father#

#A tiger may not eat its cubs, but Xin Chu will eat his#

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Zhou Lanche x Lin Chi

A delicate, soft, humanoid rabbit prince who attacks as the top and a ridiculously strong groundhog chef who bottoms

The story of a mute and a loudmouth.

Cold on the outside, warm on the inside and warm on the outside, cold on the inside. Both are strong, but the bottom is stronger. The top secretly loves the bottom.

The bottom is a god, a real god.

There's no depth to it. It's all about the author's imagination. Whatever feels good goes!

Premise: God has no fixed form. I am God