
Don't Date Online at Pollutants Academy
不要在污染物学院网恋
by I Am in Late Autumn (我流深秋)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 152k Words
- Chapters
- 40
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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[I beg you for your collection and comments. The comment section has been opened. Welcome to play together! [Pre-received article "Gods, please enter the Shura field in an orderly manner" Leng Lengxiangxiang has a strong desire to control and has a bad personality. She vs. All members with single arrows] A clear and stupid college student who is very nervous but actually very sufferer. Someone who looks cool but is actually fragile and slightly m-like is an outsider. *All members are outside + Online dating scandal + Boys' school + Micro group portrait + Nonsensical fun article Yu Lianzhi unexpectedly received an admission notice from a top school, only to realize that he had made a big mistake when filling out his application form. Happy registration at the beginning of school, but this school is full of weirdness, specifically as follows: The guard is suspected of having rabies; the teacher is suspected of being a human being; The deskmate is suspected of being a slime; the monitor is suspected of being gay. Hengpi: Look at the date of death. Yu Lianzhi lived in fear at Prussia University, surrounded by pollutants whose brains were not functioning properly, especially the president of a certain student union. The president of the student union, Fu Ting, has an unknown name in the records. He seems to be an ugly and dark tentacle monster. He asked the president to call him daddy, watched the president take a shower, and even slapped the president in the face... In short, the hatred value is full. He should go to school first, and as for living, he would think of a way later. — Yu Lianzhi also has an online friend from the same school named [Calamity]. Although he types slowly and speaks lifelessly, he is a good person. He often chats and complains with [Calamity] in private. Fu Ting delivered a speech on the rostrum. He was using his mobile phone to chat with [Disaster]: "He lives in Dunhuang and there are so many murals~" Fu stopped for inspection, He was typing frantically for [Disaster]: "Wow, the king is here to patrol the mountain. I worship you~" Fu Ting set out to do tasks outside the school. He was still expressing his speechlessness to [Disaster]: "His facial features are very good, but it's a pity that his outlook is not good~" Disaster:. [Disaster]: Are the facial features really correct? Half a semester later, Yu Lianzhi found that he had fallen in love with this taciturn netizen, and he decided to confess his love. On the day of the show, Yu Lianzhi dressed up to impress everyone, holding roses in hand, and asked [Disaster] to meet at the playground. Until the lights went out, he didn't wait for his sweetheart. He threw the flowers in the trash can, feeling cold to the bottom of his heart. The playground was empty. On the steps on the side of the rostrum, a familiar figure sat and waited all night. Yu Lianzhi temporarily reconciled with the feelings of sympathy for each other and took the initiative to chat. "President, love is the most unreliable thing." Fu stopped and lowered his eyes, Yu Lianzhi's eyes were a little red from the wind, and he looked extremely pitiful. Hateful too. "You are the most unreliable thing." The usually expressionless president lost control, squeezed the inhibitor in his hand, and gritted his teeth, "Didn't you tell me to confess your love to me? Wait one night, where is the flower?!" — Yu Lianzhi's circle of friends~ [Curtain]: Today, the online lover confesses his love. If he succeeds, he loves to eat octopus feet. If he fails, he says he doesn't like to eat octopus feet. The next day, he posted a new update [Fuck you octopus feet]: Please give me a tutorial on the explosion of the world, urgent, urgent. — Later, Yu Lianzhi violated the regulations of the student union and was placed in solitary confinement. Legend has it that there is a giant pollutant in the solitary room that eats people without spitting out their bones. Yu Lianzhi thought it was a campus ghost story. Until night, several tentacles stuck closely to his skin, wrapping around his waist and abdomen, squeezing hard to leave ambiguous red marks. Yu Lianzhi fell into the wet and cold arms and legs in his sleep. "Disaster..." He said something in his sleep. Fu Ting's sanity completely collapsed, and he could no longer control his alienated body. He tried his best to suppress his heavy breathing in the darkness, but his eyes were crazy and greedy, filled with deep lust. ——It feels so comfortable, I want to stick to him like this forever, until I die. Guide: 1. Gong is a watch that is emotionally unstable and easily broken. She has low self-esteem, lacks love, and suffers from skin hunger syndrome. 2. Many pollutants in the college can be eaten, but some vicious dogs cannot be judged by human morality. 3. Overall imaginary and has nothing to do with reality 4. Be neither stupid nor stupid, grow, and have full potential 5. The author loves four or sixty-eight sentences, which contain some bad jokes and jokes. Generally speaking, it is a light-hearted and slightly scary style. ——————Advance collection of "Gods, please enter the Shura field in an orderly manner" ———— One-sentence summary: Bad personality and dank personality, but really beautiful [Leng Leng Xiangxiang has a strong desire to control and has a bad personality vs. All members have single arrows] On the day when the gods fell, the light spots representing gods in the galaxy fell, the barrier of gods was broken, and meteorites invaded the federal planet with cosmic viruses. The viruses ravaged human settlements, infecting all living things, even corpses. The war between humans and viruses has officially begun. A year later, the federal government announced that all mankind had completely entered the interstellar apocalypse, and it had become a "wet and cold era." "Humanity" is dead. The only way to survive is to worship God. * Wu Qi is a beautiful young omega with long, slightly curly hair, a pale face, and a pair of moist, dark eyes. At the age of eighteen, he married Alpha, a carpenter in the town, but his husband disappeared unexpectedly on the wedding day, and he became a widow. A widow who is coveted by countless people. He is the most pious man in town and believes in the "God of Salt Water". People in the town would spy on Wu Qing as he worshiped the gods. When he worshiped, the chicken blood flowed down the jade white fingertips, mixed with fingerprints and rubbed onto the statue. The smell of cold incense on the back of his neck was enough to take away the heart of any alpha. Wu Qi lowered his crow-feather eyelashes to block the greedy sight of the outside world. He firmly believes that the "Salt Water God" will return to the throne in the worship of mortals, and the ocean will swallow up the land and wash away all the disgusting viral abscesses. * Until a patient with "fibrosis" brought the virus into the town. The infectious disease spread rapidly, and this area has fallen into an "epidemic area". Wu Ping woke up from his sleep and found himself moving in the deserted snow. He was wrapped in thick quilts, with a saltwater idol beside his pillow. At the front of the cart, a tall and handsome alpha pulled the cart, trudging through the snow with his feet. Alpha felt that he was waking up, put down the handlebar, and found a cowhide bag of spirits from the cart. His eyes flashed with secret desire, "Sister-in-law, drink some to warm your body." Wu Ping raised his head and took a sip. The spicy smell of wine made him frown slightly. Alpha took the wine bag and asked deliberately: "Sister-in-law, do you mind drinking together?" "I don't mind." Wu Qing said calmly. A small piece of snowflake melted on his eyelashes, and the snow water made his eyes extremely moist. Alpha's lips were aligned with the wet area of the bag, and he swallowed. Wu Qi lowered his eyes and waited quietly. ——Ding dong. Hunter God SystemRemind you: The virus has successfully parasitized and hosted the "God of Fire". Current infection value: 10% * God's infectious disease is called [Wu Ze] Three ways of transmission: sight, touch, saliva, sweat, tears, etc... Reading guide: 1. Phased 1v1, single arrow for all members, God Shura Field in the later stage 2. Upgrade flow, adventure flow, ABO 3. Shou is dedicated to his career, determined to infect more gods, and then reach the top by himself Intention: Love can overcome all difficulties


Actually, I have been waiting for this book to be updated [crying] [crying] [crying]. Is it really impossible to update it?
I suspect that the author has watched a drama called Blue Eyed Samurai, which has a similar theme. If not, I'm just talking nonsense, don't hit me...
Ah? ? Are you still writing this book?