Tips for Eating Spicy Mermaid

Pre-collection of 1 "Failure at the Pollutants Academy", the copy is below—— —— Homely recipes for hot mermaids: 1. Lift the pole and fly the ingredients ashore 2. Clean the ingredients 3. Stir-fry over high heat In this way, the delicious hot mermaid is finished Gu Zhan is a fisherman. His grandfather gave him a branch before his death, which is said to be a magic pole that can be used for fishing. A staunch materialist, Gu Zhan went to the water's edge to fish and caught several big fish with his magic rod. Before he could get excited, an even bigger surprise came. The black drift is a sign of a giant thing. Gu Zhan concentrated on holding his breath, exerted force on his biceps, and lifted the pole to fly the giant object ashore in one go. A mermaid? ! "He" was even more beautiful than he imagined, and he was stunned for a moment. "You..." The mermaid fell to pieces, and when she opened her mouth, she cursed: "What are you, you idiot?" Gu Zhan: Still a hot mermaid — Xuanjiao, the 88th generation single descendant of the Xuanji clan, is beautiful in appearance and fierce in nature. There is an ancestral motto of the Xuanshao clan: if summoned by a divine weapon, the user can feel the wish of the user and be driven by it. Xuanjiao was summoned, and with the lofty ambition to "destroy the world", he came to the summoner and listened: [Fish in fish, fish in fish, fish in fish] ? ? ? Can this summoner have some potential? But he had no choice but to diligently catch fish under the water and hang them on the hook. Due to his unskilled skills, he accidentally caught his own tail. Phew—— Xuan Jiao (Shangtian version): Oh my God, this fish is taking off! —Plot: Gu Zhan didn't understand that Xuan Jiao was obviously a beautiful female mermaid, but she hooked up with males including herself every day and became two buddies forcibly. But he doesn't want to be a buddy, he wants to be a boyfriend. During the quarrel, Gu Zhan broke the jar and said: "How can there be pure friendship between men and women?!" Xuan Jiao said confidently, "There is no such thing between men and women, and there can't be such a thing between men as well!" "So I like... Huh?" "My pure male mermaid!" Is that really special?%&$…… Gu Zhan had countless curse words scrolling through his mind at this moment. Five thunders struck, and the whole world collapsed. But Xuan Jiao's expression was so serious, so maybe he had the wrong gender all along? ! After a moment of silence, he took a deep breath, smiled an awkward and stiff smile, and hooked his arm around the other person's shoulders. "I'm just kidding, brother." Xuan Jiao narrowed his eyes, grinded his fangs up and down, and repeated his tone, "It's okay, okay~brother~" Then one day, the "good brothers" had a quarrel in bed. #Chasing Wife Anshuangge vs. Hot Mermaid# Reading guide: 1. Mistaken gender meme: She was mistaken for a female mermaid because she was too beautiful and fell in love at first sight. 2. Sweet article, the daily life of a young couple fishing across the country, is also a story about saving the waters. 3. Main attack (only perspective), 1v1 double clean, early attack and follow up, extreme control, don't get in ——The following is "Failure to Run at the Pollutant Academy" waiting for collection—— Yu Lianzhi unexpectedly received an admission notice from a top school, only to realize that he had made a big mistake when filling out his application form. Happy registration at the beginning of school, but this school is full of weirdness, specifically as follows: The guard suspected of rabies; The teacher is suspicious of others; My deskmate is suspected to be a slime; The squad leader is suspected of being gay. Hengpi: Look at the date of death. Yu Lianzhi lived in fear at Prussia University, surrounded by pollutants whose brains were not functioning properly, especially when something forced the president of the student union. The president of the student union, Fu Ting, has an unknown recorded name. He seems to be an ugly and dark tentacle monster. He asked the president to call him daddy, watched the president take a shower, and even slapped the president in the face... In short, the hatred value is full. Let's go to school first. As for living, I'll think of a way later. ​— Yu Lianzhi also has an online friend from the same school named [Calamity]. Although he types slowly and speaks lifelessly, he is a good person. Fu Ting made a speech on the rostrum. He was talking to [Disaster] on his mobile phone: He lives in Dunhuang and there are so many murals~ Fu Zhan was doing inspections, and he was typing frantically for [Disaster]: Wow, the king is here to patrol the mountain, I worship you~ Fu Ting set out to do a mission outside the school. He was still complaining to [Disaster]: [His facial features are very good, but it's a pity that his outlook on life is not good~] [Disaster]:. [Disaster]: Are the facial features really correct? Half a semester later, Yu Lianzhi found that he had fallen in love with this taciturn netizen. On the day of his appearance, he dressed up to impress everyone, held a rose in his hand, and asked [Disaster] to meet him on the playground. Until the lights went out, he didn't wait for his sweetheart. He threw the flowers in the trash can, feeling cold to the bottom of his heart. The playground was empty. On the steps on one side of the rostrum, a familiar figure sat and waited all night. Yu Lianzhi felt sympathy for each other, temporarily reconciled, and took the initiative to chat. "President, love is the most unreliable thing." Fu Ting lowered his eyes, Yu Lianzhi's eyes were a little red from the wind, and he looked extremely pitiful. Also hateful. "You are the most unreliable thing." The president, who had always been expressionless, lost control. He crushed the inhibitor in his hand and gritted his teeth. "Didn't you tell me to confess your love to me? Wait one night, where is the flower?" ​— Stupid college student, but actually very capable Skin hunger syndrome, and the attack that feels good after being scolded (Come and collect it! It will be born soon!) Purpose: Protect water resources