Yu Heng once traveled across the stars and ended up in a social care correctional facility.
Ventilation at designated points, meals on time, a bed to sleep on, and no one to disturb——
Good news for homesteaders!
It's just that life without mobile phones is a bit boring.
Seeing what looked like an optical brain on the wrist of the roommate next door, Yu Heng was shamefully moved!
"Dear, no, big brother, can you lend me your optical brain to play with? I promise to return it to you intact!"
He, the former author of the world-famous scumbag dog-blood novel, is ready to start a new one!
The new world needs him to bring the bloody passion and feel the charm of the scumbag. No one can refuse his novels, no one!
The eldest brother gave him the brain with doubt in his eyes.
Yu Heng crossed his legs and started his new journey.
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Recently, interstellar people have frequently seen extremely niche themes:
[After divorcing your ex-husband, you happily went to the matching center, only to find that you were a 100% match with six Alphas. The ruthless star thief leader kidnapped you, the invincible marshal banged against a wall for you, and the federal leader pinched your waist with red eyes and asked you to coax him... Turning around, you saw your ex-husband.
The ex-husband held a knife and said fiercely:
"Is it because of them that you broke up with me?"]
The interstellar person who clicked in:? ? !
[Do you have to do this match? Even if it is an ABO, how can there be six Alphas! ]
[Is your ex-husband part of your play? ]
[I didn't understand it, but I was shocked! ]
……
Just when they were about to make a big fuss, the plot took a turn for the worse:
[What do you mean my body is your heart but it belongs to you in the future? ]
[Your ex-husband died on the battlefield? Ah? Are you divorcing a ghost? The marriage book of life and death in the underworld? ]
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[You come home from get off work and see a dignified and beautiful little prince in ancient costume at your door. You thought this was a set that had nothing to do with you, but you didn't expect that the cub cried out "Wow", hugged your leg tightly, and shouted, "Mother!"
Disguised as a woman, you turned around and saw your boyfriend, who was returning from shopping for groceries, looking at you with disbelief.
Boyfriend: Zhenzhen, so you are so Zhenzhen!
The first interstellar people I met:
[It's too advanced, a cub from the past and present, but I disguised myself as a woman and was fucked by my boyfriend... I can't do it anymore, let me figure it out. ]
[I just want to say one thing, I have built a whole set of luxury villas without any teacher! ]
[Is the author's mental state okay? ]
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You have become a tyrant in ancient times, and your beloved Bai Yueguang has gone abroad——
With nothing to do, you attended the blind date instead of your sister. At the banquet, you saw Bai Yueguang drinking boldly that year. When facing you, he uttered arrogant words:
"Hello, sister-in-law, I am your son who will be born ten years later!"]
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Yu Heng was quickly scolded and became a hot search on the Star Network. He became popular among the stars with his novels. He shook his head and said with joy:
"I said, no one can refuse! No one!"
Yu Heng was stunned when he saw the big brother next door holding a "Ding Dong" and lighting his cigarette non-stop, and confidently lit up a cigarette:
"Don't worry, I'll buy the latest model to compensate you!"
The roommate next door looked at Yu Heng with an unpredictable expression for a while, but hesitated to speak.
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Half a month later, because the article he wrote was so popular, Yu Heng was qualified to receive an education and leave the correctional facility in advance. He saw his roommate next door tenderly extending his hand and asking in a strange tone:
"From today on, am I going to become your ex-husband's brother, because you are going to have sex with six..."
Yu Heng's eyes were dull: Huh?
The Correctional Institution starts, but is he married? ?
Intention: stand still