Gu Jianbai is a comic lover, especially love comics with red bubbles. One day when he was meeting at CP and posted comments such as "Where is my head-buttoning team", "Kiss me quickly", "I have moved the Civil Affairs Bureau here", he didn't want to be directly transported into the world of comics!
Or a collection of several comics! ——
And became the emperor.
Gu Jianbai was shocked, so many CPs! !
He kowtows, kowtows on his head! Fight to death! ! This is simply a geek's paradise! !
What you say is work, what you play is action!
Gu Jianbai moved the sick beauty to his side to prepare the imperial edict, and moved the eunuch to serve him. He pretended to be blind n times a day, and used a microscope to magnify the candy behind his back, making him happy;
Pretending to be a good person, he redeemed the brothel thief and let him follow the wanderers around, and gave him a lot of money. For fear that they would have a bad relationship because of such vulgar things as money, he secretly wrote a little pornographic book about "mutual love" behind his back, and smiled with the corner of his mouth to hide his merit and fame;
Leading the ministers around the imperial garden, they pretended not to see the champion Shou who had quietly dropped in to flirt with the prince, but in fact he secretly listened in the corner after everyone left. Hey hey hey hey, this is how lovers finally get married (akimbo)
Shui went to the central government to send the new top scholar Shou and the sinister prince Gong to inspect various places, mentioning them openly and covertly, creating sufficient private space for the CP...
Gu Jianbai: Kiss, kiss to death, kiss hard, how can this great country be without the happiness of CP! ?
When he was working full-time as a cp and managing the country part-time, Gu Jianbai was no longer satisfied with the internal cp. He secretly extended the cp's tentacles to the enemy country next door, and secretly recruited a cp's younger brother there.
One day, the emperor of the enemy country next door came for diplomacy. Gu Jianbai looked at the man's handsome features and tall body, and immediately excitedly flipped through the comics on the transparent virtual screen in front of him——
[Your Majesty, your CP is finally here! !
[Kow, kowtow by pressing your head, kowtow hard, kiss me! !
Gu Jianbai's eyes widened, how could you steal my lines! ?
Before he could react, the man strode forward, with a doting smile on his lips, and leaned slightly towards Gu Jianbai's ear, "What do you think is the point of cp knocking alone? Let's try it together?"
Ming Emperor Zhu Xiu, the wind blows the curtains, and through the lingering breath, it seems that you can feel the sound of your heartbeat.
Gu Jianbai:...
Wait wait wait——
"Want to kowtow together? I am also a senior kowtow expert~"
[Kiss or not? Where is my head-buttoning team?
[Your Majesty, just obey, we have moved the Civil Affairs Bureau here (dog head jpg)]
That's it, look at the emperor's appearance, doesn't it match you perfectly?
Gu Jianbai was silent until the so-called CP kissed him on the lips, then he realized later:? ? ? Why did you hit yourself? !
Intention: CP is the greatest virtue of human beings