Ning Ju transmigrated into an Ice Slime.
Faced with an unfamiliar environment and demon gods who started fights at the slightest provocation, she chose to lie low.
Every day, all she did was eat, sleep, and bounce around with the other slimes.
As far as she was concerned, she was completely ordinary.
But that wasn't the case at all
Her inner thoughts were broadcast for everyone to hear.
It would have been fine if Ning Ju were an ordinary transmigrator.
But she used to be an omnivorous internet troll who had seen all kinds of ridiculous content, and sometimes terrifying "what if you" stories and clickbait clips would play in her mind without restraint.
[Liyue gratitude lesson: The great Sun Rock Rex Lapis used a meteorite to smash Khaenri'ah's farming machines]
The adepti and yakshas: Do Liyue students really have to study this now?!
Zhongli: ...How interesting.
[Shocking! It turns out that Venti is the mastermind behind the cybernetic dragon ley lines!]
A certain half-retired bard: Oh, me?
[When you marry them but they cheat on you]
[When you give them oral until your corpus luteum ruptures]
[When you're the substitute they found]
[When you accidentally wear the clothes of their white moonlight]
The victims collectively fall silent: "Tyrant Rex Lapis" Zhongli, "Domineering Clan Head" Kamisato Ayato, "Sinister Grand Master" Diluc, "Obsessive Harbinger" Tartaglia, "Yandere Villain" Scaramouche, and others.
Reader's Guide:
1. Mostly slice of life, a self-indulgent group-pampering story.
2. No CP; the relationships with everyone are platonic.
3. Some angst will be resolved.
4. Most likely a short, sweet story, no more than 220,000 words.
Theme: Love life
