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This story will become a paid work on December 13. There'll be a 10,000-word update. Thank you for your support! “Beautiful miss, would you like to die with me?” [Roleplay accuracy: 68%] “Clunk.” Something fell from Gong Jingchuan. Everyone looked over. It was a black pistol! Amuro Toru's eyes widened in shock. Who was he? * [Roleplay accuracy: 89%] “Is this world real?!” “Aaaaaah! Do I have to live in this world with these ugly things? How scary!!!!” Gong Jingchuan bit a little handkerchief with tears in his eyes. [Sobbing.jpg] "No Longer Human" * “I have an acquaintance who wants to create a world without sorcerers. You two should have a lot to talk about.” Gong Jingchuan rubbed his chin, thinking. “Interested in meeting him?” Geto, the cult leader: ... * The cat-eyed man's hand paused on the key. He sighed. “May I ask why you're following me?” The little brown cloak shrank farther behind the wall. The cat-eyed man finally couldn't take it anymore. He turned around. “If you're going to hide, at least find a better spot. I can hear you eating potato chips.” * “Gong-chan is inside my body right now~” Gong Jingchuan: “...” A vein twitched. “Inside my bod, ” Gong Jingchuan finally lost patience. “Shut up!” Why did he have to make it sound so suggestive? He should never have let him out to stretch his legs! * “Big Brother Gong, is he your older brother?” Edogawa Conan looked curious. They must be twins. Dazai beamed and waved. “Hellooo~~~” Gong Jingchuan beamed even more brightly and casually elbowed the person behind him. “Nope~” Then he enunciated every word: “I'm his father!” Everyone: ... Reader's guide * Out-of-character warning, extensive original settings * The timeline is a mess * Lots of foreshadowing, and the timeline will span a long period * Please don't offer writing advice. You don't have to tell me if you drop the story. Updates according to the rankings; when it's not ranking-based, updates are weekly. I'll let you know if I need a break. Theme: No matter how unsatisfying life may be, tomorrow still comes.