Coming soon: You've Stepped on My Skirt, Your Majesty: cross-dressing tyrant bottom x seductive regent top; The Beloved Little Companion Reader Is Four and a Half: adorable little bottom x crybaby crown prince top (see my profile).
Blurb:
I'm worried.
Ever since I transmigrated into the body of a foolish little emperor, I've been worried every day.
They say this foolish ruler doesn't care for women, but prefers handsome men, and that the imperial harem is full of male favorites. Lady Xu is gentle and tender, Lady Wang is seductive and passionate, Lady Lin is cool and proper... Every one of them is delicate, frail, and easy to push down.
That's right, I'm gay.
But I only love... the mighty, burly, fierce tops! (voice cracks)
I've figured it out. In my previous life, I never even got to feel the abs of a 185 cm tall college athlete. Now that I'm an incompetent emperor, I'm going to welcome all the hunky men I can and get drunk with beautiful men on my lap!
A day went by, a month went by, a year went by, and I still didn't get a single hunk. Because the Empress wouldn't allow it, and he even got me pregnant.
What the heck, how can I put up with this? No way. It's time for me to stand up for myself!
"How dare you! Guards, throw the Empress into the cold, "
"I personally had ten black iron cages and ten golden anklets made for Your Majesty. Are you touched?"
The Empress smiled nonchalantly.
The little foolish emperor: I wouldn't dare move. I wouldn't dare.
Xiao Wujiu lost his mother in childhood, and his future was uncertain in his youth. He endured humiliation to serve as the foolish little emperor's Empress, watching coldly as the emperor ruined the realm. Once the Great Zhao Dynasty had reached the end of its days, he would finally be free!
But lately, the little emperor had been acting suspiciously and developing strange tastes for no apparent reason. With 108 burly men about to enter the palace, Xiao Wujiu could no longer sit still.
A little scene:
"Your Majesty is carrying the imperial heir. You mustn't overindulge and harm your health. Perhaps we should cancel this round of consort selection."
The little foolish emperor wouldn't give up.
"B-but I've just finished choosing the beauties. If I send them all home, what will people think of me?"
The Empress offered a thoughtful solution. "That's easy. Your Majesty can enroll them in the Imperial Guard. In my opinion, they all seem well suited to the battlefield."
The little foolish emperor, who had picked several dozen butchers, blacksmiths, and tiger-slaying heroes: ...
Hunk-loving, horny little foolish emperor bottom x diligent, secretly seductive Empress top
Also known as The Empress Plots to Usurp My Throne Every Day
Pregnancy potion and childbirth later in the story. Both leads are each other's first and only. The male favorites are just for show, both before and after transmigration.
An alternate-history setting with original worldbuilding. A ridiculous, stress-relieving story, written with kindergarten-level skill. The author has a soft heart and doesn't welcome bad-faith arguments.
Theme: A laid-back rich second-generation heir transmigrates into ancient times and works hard to become a wise ruler
Why is it never updated?
The front and back were connected, so that's how I got pregnant.
The author is big, it's been two months 💔
It's really just updated once a month 💔
Live, live, do this. So touching.
The author is alive, the author is alive, all the authors are alive, finally updated
When will the teacher update? 💔
Ding~Business fluid blessing update is stress-free!
Do you still plan to update this book? The reason is still wrong. If you don't update it, please apply for a solution.
The emotional drama finally made progress