Online Dating? I've Got Five Personalities

The writing is poor and the logic doesn't hold together. I don't recommend buying the locked chapters.

This book doesn't have anti-piracy protection. If you're really curious, try searching for pirated copies (though I don't know if there are any).

Lin Siyu is a moderately popular gaming streamer.

Unlike other skilled streamers, he's famous because he's genuinely terrible at the game, though he hasn't realized that himself.

Lin Siyu has a wealthy benefactor.

His benefactor is rich, and more importantly, he's incredibly good at games.

He showers Lin Siyu with money while carrying him through games.

The trouble is, they play Identity V.

So, thanks to Lin Siyu's efforts, his benefactor's smurf account successfully dropped from the highest rank to the rank below it.

Lin Siyu was in the wrong, but he showed no remorse.

When his benefactor gets chaired, Lin Siyu says, "Don't rescue him. Let's settle for a draw."

When Lin Siyu gets chaired and his benefactor comes to rescue him, they both end up saying, "Don't rescue him. Let's settle for a draw."

Flying off into the sky together with his benefactor is Lin Siyu's special kind of romance. Just tell me, what other streamer gives their benefactor this kind of treatment?

Just as everyone expected, his benefactor confessed to him.

The bad news: his benefactor is a man.

The good news: Lin Siyu isn't all that strict about gender, and their online romance is still as sweet as ever.

But his boyfriend is far too considerate. He spends lavishly on Lin Siyu's stream every day, yet turns him down every time Lin Siyu offers to buy him a gift.

After Lin Siyu's persistent coaxing, his boyfriend finally agrees to accept a gift, but only if Lin Siyu makes it himself.

Overjoyed, Lin Siyu immediately ropes in his junior schoolmate to learn some crafts. After two weeks of work, they finally make an ugly little plush charm.

Lin Siyu promptly mails it to his benefactor and eagerly awaits his praise.

Three days later, with no praise in sight, Lin Siyu finds the charm he made with his own hands at his junior's place, along with an account that the junior hasn't logged out of.

The account clearly belongs to his benefactor.

Why is the person he's dating online the junior who's confessed to him time and time again?!

No man could take a blow like this.

Lin Siyu moved out of his dorm in the middle of the night and went to stay at his grandfather's house, hoping to clear his head.

The next morning, after he woke up, his usually stern grandfather called him over with a beaming smile.

"Xiaoyu, come see who's here." His grandfather cheerfully brought out Zhu Biezhi. "Do you remember Xiaozhi? When you were little, you said you wanted to marry him."

Zhu Biezhi smiled brightly. "Nice to see you again, senior."

Lin Siyu was terrified. Why was this junior haunting him everywhere he went?

The junior said nothing, just showed him another WeChat account.

"Senior, I was also the 'girl' who wanted to date you online before. And if we're going by age, you should call me big brother~"

There are lots of Identity V scenes, but the story is mainly about the relationship, and the game doesn't take up that much of it.

A naturally scheming, gaming black hole bottom × a green-tea, hammy, theatrically talented top.

The bottom is somewhat avoidant when it comes to relationships, but the top makes bold moves.

P.S. This isn't an esports novel. It'll be easier to follow if you've played the game, but newcomers are welcome too (this is the punishment we all deserve). Normally, the protagonists would get dragged to the game's gossip forum and roasted over and over, but this is fiction ().

Theme: Love can overcome anything.