The Manhwa Top’s Guide to Seduction

(Thanks to all the lovely angels reading the official version. May you all become rich and prosperous!) [Updates at noon. Upcoming novels: My Big, Strong Wife, featuring a scheming younger puppy and an honest, dark-skinned, muscular bottom; and Stop Acting in Terrible Movies, a hilarious, sugar-sweet, angst-free story about getting pulled into a movie. Please add them to your collections~] Blurb: Choi Myeongyo is a wholesome college student and the world’s number-one straight man. After a car accident, he somehow ends up inside a Korean webtoon and gets bound to a [Korean Webtoon Dominant Top] System. Rules for a Korean webtoon dominant top: A dominant top can’t wear a puffer jacket. He has to wear a coat, even if he freezes to death. A dominant top can’t have a stomachache, only a stomach ulcer. A dominant top can’t use cute fonts; even his desktop wallpaper must be the default. A dominant top is born a genius and can manipulate multinational corporations without studying. A dominant top must be at least 180 centimeters tall and built like a double-door thermos... Choi Myeongyo: ? What’s a double-door thermos? Dominant Top System: Maintain your character setting and help Kang Jeongje pay off his debt to leave the virtual world. Best of luck. Choi Myeongyo: Wait... who? The door is knocked on three times, and in walks a handsome man with white hair and violet eyes. Kang Jeongje is a defective Omega with a weak sense of pheromones who cannot get pregnant. A classic debt-ridden, vulnerable bottom from a Korean webtoon: a mother who died young, a gambling-addicted father, a seriously ill younger sister, and so much debt that he has to pay it off with his own body... Choi Myeongyo sees the suggestive red marks on his neck and stiffens. His gaze drops to the silver shackles around the man’s ankles. What the hell, unlawful confinement? Kang Jeongje sighs and takes off his shirt. Choi Myeongyo freezes. What the hell, bondage play? He walks slowly over to Choi Myeongyo, his violet eyes misting over. “I’ve already... washed myself clean.” Choi Myeongyo’s hair stands on end. He scrambles off the bed. “B-buddy, don’t come any closer!” The Dominant Top System shrieks: Character setting deviation at 100%! Are you insane? Immediate death sentence! Kang Jeongje’s life is like one ridiculous accident. A defective Omega born with a disability, endless mockery and abuse, a father prone to explosive rages, a biological younger sister with a serious illness, and an astronomical debt he can never repay... His ending is already set in stone: either he dies beneath the debt collectors’ clubs, or he is forced to sell his body and dies in the bed of some wealthy and powerful man. Just when all hope is lost, someone is willing to step in, pay off his debts, and pull him out of the abyss. But... what awaits him is another abyss. He thinks this is how his life will end, until the day Choi Myeongyo puts clothes on him... Reader advisory: 1. Packed with every melodramatic Korean webtoon trope, including the classic debt-ridden bottom and an ultra-violent trash top. 2. The original body’s owner was a notorious playboy; the top is a wholesome college student. 3. The bottom is a beloved heartthrob who has been sexually abused. He suffers a lot and has an ex-boyfriend. 4. Primarily told from the top’s perspective, with brief first-person sections from both the top and the bottom. 5. Reader comments will pop up every now and then. 6. Character dynamics: an aloof exterior, a chaotic inner monologue, and a sweetly clueless straight-guy top x a seemingly fragile, climbing-vine-like beauty who can really fight and has an indomitable will. 7. They save each other. Happy ending. I have 280,000 words ready, so dive in with confidence! This is a funny story about a top entering a webtoon, told mainly from his perspective. It’s sweet with a touch of angst, so you won’t regret giving it a try. Next novel: He’s Playing the Innocent Alpha Again (Please add it to your collection, kitty begs with paws together) Younger Alpha top with top-tier acting skills and a black-tea personality x righteous, clueless, muscular, dark-skinned, honest Beta bottom His high-school-aged younger brother has fallen for the noodle shop owner near his school. To save his brother from going astray, Yun Dingsheng decides to seduce the man himself. The first time Yun Dingsheng sees Jiang Hao, he’s bent over, laboriously rolling out dough. Sweat slides down into his collar, revealing the faint outline of his chest muscles. His heart races. He covers the nosebleed about to burst out and nearly faints on the spot. To make this wicked adult show his true colors, he pulls out every trick he knows and puts on a masterclass in sweet, manipulative innocence. He stops chasing his own unrequited love, gives up on lecturing his brother, and devotes himself entirely to the noble pursuit of acting weak and begging for hugs. Gradually, he realizes that this plain, honest man is actually the person he has loved from afar all along... Seven years ago, Jiang Hao saved an Omega who was in the middle of differentiating. He had no idea that this casual act would become the most instinctive pursuit of Yun Dingsheng’s life. Yun Dingsheng: I differentiated from an Omega into an Alpha. They all look down on me and bully and exclude me... Even you don’t like me... Jiang Hao comforts him: No, that’s not true. Yun Dingsheng: I’m willing to be with you. I’ll even accept being your second choice... Jiang Hao: ...Get a grip. During exam week, everyone else buries themselves in books at the library, while Yun Dingsheng buries himself in Jiang Hao’s chest muscles. Yun Dingsheng: I’m so stressed. I need a hug to feel better. Jiang Hao: ...A hug is fine, but please keep your hands to yourself. Jiang Hao has always thought his boyfriend was too delicate to do anything for himself, until he catches him beating up the hooligans who trashed the shop. Every punch lands hard, and he shows no mercy. Who are you, handsome? Where’s my delicate boyfriend? Theme: Love means caring for the wounds that no longer bleed.